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THREAD: We did a report investigating #fartgate
WARNING: What we found may SHOCK YOU
In part one, @VinceCoglianese debunks the sliding mug theory, which was posited by many prominent fart deniers:
WARNING: What we found may SHOCK YOU
In part one, @VinceCoglianese debunks the sliding mug theory, which was posited by many prominent fart deniers:
@VinceCoglianese In part two, we interviewed an *anonymous* source who suggested that Chris Mathews may have perpetrated the fart heard 'round the world:
@VinceCoglianese In part 3, we used advanced technology supplied by Project Fartitas to demonstrate a BOMBSHELL DISCOVERY:
Some of the most prominent American politicians have been FARTING IN THE PUBLIC EYE FOR DECADES:
Some of the most prominent American politicians have been FARTING IN THE PUBLIC EYE FOR DECADES:
OMG. We just did a story about whether prison jump suits have poop flaps. @AynRandPaulRyan do you have a minute to call into the pod tomorrow to cover #fartgate?
I’m gonna lose followers I know it...
Omg I’m GAINING followers.
THREAD: I hate to let the air out of these #fartgate theories, but the inimitable laws of physics clearly point to Chris as the culprit. For one, Swalwell’s mic wouldn’t likely have picked it up in the noisy liveshot location...
Second, the fart conveniently manifests when it goes to a one-shot, where Chris is off camera to let it rip without anyone seeing...
Finally, it was likely acoustically amplified after bouncing off the back of Matthews’ chair...
Guys, I think it was Matthews. He's been doing this for years. #fartgate #WhoDealtIt Thread:
Matthews interview in December 2018 with Ken Dilanian. Say what you want about Ken, but he doesn't look like a farter
2012
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Whatever it was you heard on @MSNBC, it was neither a fart from Swalwell nor a fart from Matthews—but unfortunately it signals something we urgently need to discuss.
Maybe the most unfortunately prompted thread I’ll ever write:
Maybe the most unfortunately prompted thread I’ll ever write:
@MSNBC 1/ First, all these journalists should know better. A lav would NEVER pick up something at that volume. A boom...I guess theoretically. If the boom were pointed directly at his nethers.
@MSNBC 2/ They'll try to say Swalwell is lying in the below, but I have good reason to believe him because of the above.
