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@godless_mom Of course #atheists don’t believe in #BigLegoism. That would be stupid.
They believe in #BigBangism which is their mindless substitute for the Designer and Creator of the phenomenally interactive “table” of atomic elements found on Earth — but not in any star.
@godless_mom The #FlatUniverse didn't always fart new #MultiVerses out of its #BlackHoles until #atheist "theoretical physicists" like #NeildeGrasseTyson, who believe in #MythMath, said so.
#FlatEarth #FlatulentEarth
@godless_mom Believe it or not, the micro-moment of the #BigLegoism self-creation of the #LegoUniverse was captured on video.
#Atheists aren’t allowed to believe this because they are only allowed to believe in #BigBangism, which wasn’t captured on #YouTube video.
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