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Donald Trump & Rudy Giuliani accidentally booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot (between a dildo store & a crematorium) for a press conference instead of the Four Seasons Hotel.
The world’s press drove out to a parking lot of a landscaping company in Phillidelphia, to hear @RudyGiuliani struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.

@_RichardHall describes ystdy’s #fourseasonslandscaping fiasco.
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Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now selling a stickers & tee-shirts that say: “Make America Rake Again” and “Lawn and Order” #fourseasonslandscaping #fourseasonstotallandscaping #FourSeasons
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Tomorrow We Gon Talk.

Yesterday the world celebrated as if we'd ended WW2. We danced, sang, cried, laughed. We screamed and howled, unclenched our jaws and unslumped our shoulders for the first time in four years.

Last night we slept. Today we'll brunch.
Tomorrow y'all are gonna consider just how close we came. Because Biden's win isn’t a spectacular victory:

It is a very narrowly avoided catastrophe.
Tomorrow we're going to talk about 70 million people who clearly want to go back in time to a point where their abhorrent behavior wasn't just tolerated, it was celebrated and embraced.

We'll talk about men in general, and white men in particular.
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