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I have tried and still, I don't get Horror movies. Everytime I watch one, several questions, especially about the behaviour of the actors, confuses my mind, and I'm like guy! seriously, why?!

Let's consider some Why's in this horror #GuidesByStevhoe

Brethren,
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Q1. WHY WILL I GO FOR A PARTY INSIDE HOUSE THAT'S INSIDE BUSH?

As a naija guy, I've weighed this scenario in my head several times. I don't know the thing, the reason, that'll be good enough to convince me, to go for a party overnight, in a house deep deep inside bush.

Why?
Azzin if we go to a normal club the party won't be sweet? Won't babes still grind me like fresh tomato as if to transform my nether regions into Purèe?

I've seen it happen many times in horror movies, this inside bush party thing, that I've imagined if my friend suggests such.
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AN MCM’s GUIDE ON HOW NOT TO HANDLE BREASTS

Brethren,
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#GuidesByStevhoe
Dear MCM, I have received messages upon messages, letters upon letters from your respective WCWs, and immediately after Dear sir, the subject of their letter, written in Red block letters is the same across board.

it reads

PLEASE SAVE OUR BREASTS.
The horrors I read in therein, is what has prompted this #GuidesByStevhoe

A particular babe even said she and her friends now call her MCM, Emma Eba.

Why?

She said the way he kneads her breast, it feels like he has egusi soup close by and will cut and dip some breasts in it
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