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Discount pumpkin was rotten as hell, couldn’t cook the seeds and it was like trying to carve mash potatoes...but I persevered just enough to create MAGA pumpkin. Let the triggering begin!
🤣🇺🇸👌🏻

#HappyHalloween #MAGA
That out to cut down the amount of candy I have to give out by half. 🤣🎃👌🏻
Ought’
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#HappyHalloween !

1) PLEASE ADD YOUR BEST #WitchHunt
MEMES ON THIS THREAD!
2) Add #WitchHunt and #HappyHalloween hashtags in your tweet

I WILL RETWEET ALL REPLIES
#HappyHalloween !

PLEASE SHARE YOUR BEST #WitchHunt
MEMES ON THIS THREAD!

#PelosisKangarooCourt
#PelosiImpeachmentFarce
PLEASE SHARE YOUR BEST #WitchHunt
MEMES ON THIS THREAD!

#Corruption
#KangarooCourtCoup
#HappyHalloween
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Happy Halloween, here's a thread of Christian horrors.

#halloween2019 #EmptyThePews
And here's another one because seriously there's nothing scarier:



#TheJesusZone #halloween2019
And okay here’s some more very scary Christian horror:

cstroop.com/2019/10/31/epi…

#HappyHalloween #EmptyThePews
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There is something ghoulish about too much sugar
🍭🍬🍫🍩🍰🧁🍪
🧟‍♂️👻🧛🏽‍♂️💀🧟‍♀️🎃🧛🏽‍♀️

SUGAR intake is one of the key risk factors in the development of #diabetes type 2 bit.ly/2zTcWSO

#HappyHalloween
@pahowho @WHO_Europe @WHOEMRO @WHOAFRO @WHOSEARO @WHOWPRO This is not one of those #HappyHalloween disguises
💀💀💀💀💀

Tobacco is deadly in any form or disguise ☠️ bit.ly/2Ddu7A2

Say #NoTobacco🚭
@pahowho @WHO_Europe @WHOEMRO @WHOAFRO @WHOSEARO @WHOWPRO Do you know what's scary? No, not 👻🧟‍♂️

A can of soda can contain about 8.5 teaspoons of sugar.
WHO recommends consuming no more than 12 teaspoons of sugar per day bit.ly/331aIf6

#HappyHalloween
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Happy Halloween
#QAnon
Last Day of Red Oct
Now Comes The Pain

Happy Halloween

#QAnon
Don’t let the doubters bug you...

“Trust The Plan”

#HappyHalloween

#QAnon
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#NXIVM: Suspected cult leader Keith Raniere is set to appear in Brooklyn federal court tomorrow (10/31) for a Curcio Hearing. #update
A Curcio Hearing is to determine whether a conflict of interest exists. #NXIVM #HappyHalloween
This hearing is set for 2 p.m. in front of Judge Garaufis. #NXIVM #update
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DEFCON 1
4-10-20
FIRE & FURY
(9) states of CLAS-ready go-live.
(34) commands LIVE.
CODES command ACTION.
[non-nuclear].
[1] OWL [1]
Q

4 days ??

#QAnon @realDonaldTrump @Cordicon @Sandfarmer007 @Tinman1295 @55true4u @Redacted223 @CoreysDigs @ASCII91298677 @GenFlynn
@realDonaldTrump @Cordicon @Sandfarmer007 @Tinman1295 @55true4u @Redacted223 @CoreysDigs @ASCII91298677 @GenFlynn Brings us to August 31st.

Air Force Football twitter:
🏈Aug 23: 8 days till kick

🏈Aug 24 : 1 week till go time

🏈Aug 27: 4 more days. We repeat. 4 MORE DAYS
@realDonaldTrump @Cordicon @Sandfarmer007 @Tinman1295 @55true4u @Redacted223 @CoreysDigs @ASCII91298677 @GenFlynn You are witnessing the systematic destruction of the OLD GUARD.
May, 2019 – ‘kick-off’ ‘start’ ‘offense’
Enjoy the show!
Q3331

"strike first, strike hard, no mercy Sir!"


#QAnon @Cordicon @Sandfarmer007 @Tinman1295 @Q172018 @GenFlynn @55true4u #WWG1WGA
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The Wife has been a freaking super hero today, culminating in dressing as a zombie to be one of only two houses on our block (like always) to welcome trick or treaters from dusk till now. 🎃🎃🎃

Here are some fab little zombies, ghouls and super heroes she encountered.
I loved the zombie axe murderer princess, aged 4, and the little superwoman, aged 4 and a full half.
He wanted to show off his tail...
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Welcome to our weekly Wednesday party for #PA01 @RepBrianFitz Tonight we're celebrating #FrighteningFitzpatrick
#TrickOrTreat
#HappyHalloween
#PA01 @RepBrianFitz constantly berates candidates to release their Tax Returns yet he voted all these times AGAINST releasing Trump's Tax Returns. Oh and also he hasn't released his own Tax Returns!
#FrighteningFitzpatrick
#Halloween
Frightening Republican @RepBrianFitz #PA01 voted all these times AGAINST addressing the Conflicts of Interest in the Trump Administration - With Trump, his hotels and his children in Trump Administration.
#FrighteningFitzpatrick
#HappyHalloween
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#HappyHalloween
I have a scary story—hear me out on this one…

Midterms ARE being hacked.

They’re utilizing Active Measures to repress or change your vote.

They say Votes weren’t changed.
This is NOT true.

The votes of MILLIONS were changed—

A VOTE DENIED IS A VOTE CHANGED.
👻Theeeeeeey’re Baaaack! 👻

They👏Are👏Back

“They'll be back..they'll be back in 2020, they may be back in 2018...”
- James Comey testifying to the Senate Intelligence Committee, 2017

The reason the GOP has done NOTHING to secure our elections is because they don’t WANT secure elections.

Voters
🔹Check your ballot
🔹Ask a poll worker for help
🔹Call 866-OUR-VOTE to report voter suppression, votes changed & get help

The GOP cheats—They win if you don’t #VOTE
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Good evening folks!

It's now 7pm GMT and I'll be offering #tarot readings for the next 6hrs (2am GMT) check link below for details

But like last night while I'm not doing readings I'm going to be doing a Halloween/witchy/tarot thread here so enjoy!

I'd like to begin tonight's thread by showing something that means a great deal to me.

I am a celtic pagan and was raised loosely as such. For my 13th birthday I had a coming of age ritual and was given my first book of Shadows by my mom.

Here is the handwritten inscription image is a handwritten inscription in a book it reads.<br />
<br />
you are the new wave, my love.<br />
walk bravely, my child<br />
but, safely and for the benefit of mother earth.
image is a handwritten inscription in a book it reads.

"you are the new wave, my love.
walk bravely, my child
but, safely and for the benefit of mother earth."

These words fundamentally helped shape who I am and I hope they help someone else too.
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(THREAD) Hi, I’m Louise. I work in digital content here at the ECB and I love #Halloween. I persuaded my colleagues to let me take over the ECB Twitter account briefly to do my worst on this topic ;-) 1/11
I bought this pumpkin the other day in my local supermarket in Frankfurt’s Nordend (a neighbourhood in the north of the city) and had a go at carving it. #Halloween 2/11
It cost me 5 euros. I thought this seemed a lot, but it is a huge pumpkin – I could barely carry it – so fair enough… #Halloween 3/11
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It a bit dreery oot er, bit it at time a yeer wen me, kurt an Wee vinny go roon an terrarise a neeborhood, I meen, whit cin go rang? #hawalleen
Am waitin in fur wee vinny, shudnae be to lang noo. Hees prolly bisy sellatapin hees mammys bra tae hees heid is youshal! Am a bampire! Bin bags is yer frend! #hawalleen
I fot I heer a wee chap it the door er bit a mus a majined it! Mibbe a wind? Weerd #hawalleen
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Happy Halloween! Ready for another terrifying stream of Wonder Womans, Moanas, and babies dressed like pumpkins?

No matter who comes to your door for tricks and treats, we see much scarier things every day in our reporting:
The #EPA is now in the hands of a lobbyist for the coal industry. We’re sure that’s going to go super-duper well for the environment:

rewirenews.link/2lWCLZ3
This “Christian charity” is fundraising off the children separated from their parents .… They’re totally not going to hell:

rewirenews.link/2m0cFEo
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As it's Halloween, I thought I'd share a #ghoststory with you. It happened in this house (pictured), and it's completely true. I'll start at the beginning... 👻
Late in 2009, shortly after we got married, my husband and I went to view a house... it was a complete wreck but seemed like a bargain as a 'project' 🤦‍♀️
We moved in May 2010, and we started working on it later that year. The dining room is to the right of the front door, and at one point, it looked like this:
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This November, millions of Americans’ access to health care is on the line. Each day from #100DaysOut to midterm elections, we’ll share the story of a Little Lobbyist who needs YOU to be a #HealthCareVoter for them. THREAD 0/100
#100DaysOut “Meet our kids and think of them when you vote. Our children deserve that.” @ElenaHung202 bsun.md/2LTlco6

This November, Xiomara's access to health care is #WhatsAtStake. She needs you to be a #HealthCareVoter. 1/100

bit.ly/2K3XYtQ
#100daysout Timmy would’ve lost his insurance in the NICU if he hadn’t been born just 6 days after the #ACA banned lifetime caps on care. bit.ly/2sAzoJV

Timmy's access to health care is #whatsatstake this November. Be a #HealthCareVoter. 2/100

bit.ly/2OrNcRt
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(1) Team Trump Photos Thread starting Oct 27, 2017. #MAGA

Info and a LIST OF LINKS to previous photo threads here: godlessnz.wordpress.com/2017/10/27/lin…
(2) A delightful Halloween experience for these kids in the Oval Office today. Expect the haters to be triggered af. They shd see Joe Biden.
(3) #HappyHalloween from the President and First Lady. Kids having fun, not caring about "cultural appropriation" PC gone mad.
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