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THE EARTHMOVERS.
PART 2 OF 3.
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Kriiiiing’. Kriiiiing.’

Those old school phones with a dial spinner rings on the 22nd Floor of Treasury Building.

A lady, the PS’s secretary picks it. She picks phones for a living. Alafu responds to the needs. She's a virtuoso.
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Disclaimer: Similarity of names and situation purely coincidental. Haitaki hasira.
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‘Hallo!’
‘Hallo. Nataka kuongea na madam Margaret.’
‘Speaking. Naongea na nani?’
‘Ni George. Hawa watu wamekuja hapa. Wamekuja wamebeba mwili na sanduku ati wanataka kuzika.’
‘Watu wagani?'
‘Hawa watu. Ata wameangusha fence wakaingia kwa boma.’

Aiii.

‘Strange. Uko wapi?’ She asks.
‘Niko hapa kwa shamba, Utawala.’

The phone katikas.

Margaret gathers herself. She excuses herself, letting the other secretary handle business. She is composed, with a steady poise.
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