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'Twas the morning of #IPADay, when all through the house
INSATIABLE ANIMALS were stirring, foaming at the mouth.
Their Plineys and Headys stocked the fridge with great care
Knowing that whalez would be slayed with none to spare.
There was no point to stay nestled in bed
While visions of hops danced in their heads.
So out on the lawn they created such a clatter
Grabbing high-ABV beers that would make their bellies grow fatter.
Chairs in hand, down they went
With plans of wasting a day and getting bent.
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