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Before this year has ended, I'll be 70 years old. I'm starting to feel my age.

When I hear this song:



I think: "Lying down again".

When I hear this:



I think: "Aching all over!"
I look at the prospect of #DyingOfOldAge and I wonder, #IsThereAnAlternative?

I'm too much of a coward to consider #suicide, in any conventional sense of the world.

I will absolutely not surrender myself to Euthanasia, after all, what's the Youth in Asia ever done for me? !!!
I AM #ALittleBitKinky. I often wonder, couldn't I find a #dominatrix with #AVeryShortFuse, #IrritateTheHellOutOfHer and #GoOutWithABangNotAWhimper?

So I'm looking around me for #PotentialPartnersInCrime.

I had no control over how #ICameIntoTheWorld

Can I control how I leave?
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