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The first draft is already in for #CocaineBear 2: Cocaine Shark.
I asked #ChatGPT to do a movie plot on "a killer shark that accidentally eats cocaine in the Pacific ocean and then disrupts human life."
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@cocainebear 2 spoiler: I see #JeffGoldblum as the marine biologist.
I asked #ChatGPT to do a movie plot on "a killer shark that accidentally eats cocaine in the Pacific ocean and then disrupts human life."
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@cocainebear 2 spoiler: I see #JeffGoldblum as the marine biologist.
@cocainebear Let's begin the #ChatGPT draft plot for #CocaineBear 2: Rise of #CocaineShark:
"The movie opens with a group of college students on a yacht in the Pacific Ocean, celebrating the end of the school year with a party."
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"The movie opens with a group of college students on a yacht in the Pacific Ocean, celebrating the end of the school year with a party."
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"A local drug cartel uses a submarine to transport a large quantity of cocaine across the ocean, but their vessel is attacked by the killer shark, causing the drugs to spill into the water."
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@goongorgon WAIT... you mean to say that #JeffGoldblum is MORE problematic than #TaikaWaititi?? Jeff Goldblum has done something worse than: cheating on his wife when she was 5-6 months pregnant; sleeping w/ the woman employed to be his personal assistant (#PollyStoker); 1/8
@goongorgon having "no relationship" with his young children during the filming of #ThorRagnarok from May-October 2016 (incidentally, whilst both #PollyStoker + #TessaThompson were working with him every day on set); 2/8
@goongorgon taking secret girlfriend #PollyStoker to a variety of film industry events throughout 2017 + 2018, despite not having separated from his wife until November 2018 (after a ton of pics of him w/ Polly turned up on Insta); not releasing a formal statement on his separation, … 3/8
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So last night on #RuPaulsDragRace gay man and drag queen @JackieCoxNYC could’ve made a statement about Islam’s atrocious treatment of gays and women, while in drag, but was too afraid to.
#JeffGoldblum brought it up
So last night on #RuPaulsDragRace gay man and drag queen @JackieCoxNYC could’ve made a statement about Islam’s atrocious treatment of gays and women, while in drag, but was too afraid to.
#JeffGoldblum brought it up
The entire show, @JackieCoxNYC parrots the same old liberal lies about a “Muslim ban” to the US and cries about how bad and evil #Trump is...while being from Canada. This is how media is used to lie to impressionable #LGBT youth.
When @CrystalMethyd said his parents were Trump supporters, it was assumed they’re evil - despite having a drag queen child on national TV. A more curious question is how someone could support #Trump AND be on some level supportive of a gay drag queen son.
Remember when Ilhan Omar shamed Muslim feminist @AniZonneveld for asking an “appalling question” about female genital mutilation in Islam? @TheMuslimReform now also supports #jeffgoldblum who dares to ask about homophobia & sexism among Muslims.
👏🏽Jeff!
👏🏽Jeff!
A transgender person wearing an American flag “hijab” as a symbol of religious diversity is the epitome of 🙈irony. The ideology of Islamic Puritanism that demands women cover their hair also declares homosexuality a crime punishable by DEATH.
Here is guide by Muslim group promoting propaganda that an adult woman must pray BEHIND her son with a runny nose. This is the propaganda that says a woman is too sexy for her hair. @TheMuslimReform argues a woman prays SHOULDER to SHOULDER by her husband or leads him in prayer!
Como hoy es #SanPublicito, voy a comentar algunas de las campañas mas logradas, divertidas y llamativas de los últimos. Abro hilo:
Comienzo por una serie de campañas super divertidas y elaboradas, todo un éxito de visibilidad para la marca: @OldSpice tomaba el control de tu pantalla y te embelesaba con increíbles efectos "reales" y la voz aterciopelada de su "Old Spice Man" 😎
@OldSpice Luego le dieron una vuelta de tuerca (literalmente 🤣!) y @OldSpice siguió ofreciendo campañas super divertidas y bizarras 🤣🤣🤣 gracias al exagerado y deliciosamente excesivo @terrycrews 🎇🔥!! #SanPublicito
