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I’m 53yo. A couple of years ago, I was “I’m going to miss my period! I’ve had it monthly since I was 11.5yo. Aww!”

Now: I am “For fuck’s sake! I’m too old for this! How can it be so heavy?!Go already!”

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I was going to write my period a letter, all loving and stuff. All about how besides my family, my period and I have had the longest relationship etc etc.

Now I want to write the breakup letter.

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Every time I think “Ok. That’s a long stretch without a period. I’m there! I’m there!” the sneaky fucker is back.

I can almost hear it: “I’m baaaaaaack! Ha!”

I will something very soon for FEMINIST GIANT (link in my bio and pinned tweet).
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