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So, let's have our own #VirtualKentuckyDerby.
A 12 "thread" field for #BiggestHorsesAss. Vote by liking the post itself.
Please share far and wide. Winner will be announced at some point tonight.
Post 1, and morning line favorite at 1-5: Trump
Among the countless things the occupant has said this week, what got him here was signing an EO to keep meat packing plants open, despite the high number of infection cases coming from them.
Trained and owned by: Putin
Post 2, at 5-1: Pence
This Hoosier hate breeder won his way here by not wearing a mask into the Mayo Clinic because he "wanted to look them in the eyes".
Trained by: evangelicals
Owned by: Trump
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Its the 1st weekend of May and that means the Kentucky Derby (not this yr).

Remember last yr when they went to instant replay to decide if a foul was committed?
We can still watch the Derby. At 5:45 pm, there will be a virtual race of prior winners, including my fav Secretariat. There is actual betting and while I don't see how he doesn't win, I'd consider it rigged if there was any other outcome.

Who will watch it?

#KentuckyDerby
Here is your racer's lines and guide.

I'll be making Mint Julips at 3:30 p.m.

Who wants a video tutorial on how to make one?

#KentuckyDerby

bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/a…
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