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Sunday is here! We've had some ill health in the household, so I figure the best time to lay about with a horror movie is now!
On this #Kissmatewatches, we're continuing the Hellraiser series with Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) dir by Tony Randel.
Something I didn't mention last time is the DVD we got had no captions. We were let down, but we did the best we could.
HB: HR2 also doesn't have captions. Different DVD, not in a set.
I am peeved- PEEVED, SIR, that I do not have my written accessibilities!

Here is the previous thread, if you didn't watch or read the first one.
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Today is a wonderful day for a #Kissmatewatches! So grab a chair, pull out your puzzle boxes, and let's put together "Hellraiser" (1987) dir by Clive Barker.

I'm excited! Are you excited? I'm SO excited!
I know it was based on a book, this is the origin of Pinhead, and there's a Faustian deal that's made by a man who seeks pleasures inside of pain.

(But does this earn him a place at Pride?)
#Kissmatewatches We start with some wonderfully spooky music and credits. Must be an 80s film.
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PS controllers have to charge, so let's go for a #Kissmatewatches! Yeah! Today's is a randomly selected pick (free to watch on Tubi) of... Gods of Egypt, dir by Alex Proyas!
Why is the cast mostly white? Did they mean- No, Gerard Butler as Set. Egyptian Gods. Huh. Oh boy.
#Kissmatewatches All I know about this movie is that I was told to avoid it. When it came out, I did. Now? I have to see what the stink was for. And since it's free, the only thing I'm wasting is my time!
#Kissmatewatches We start with some narration that is supposed to give us a quick run down of how these deities and this world works.
I'll be the first to admit I'm not SUPER knowledgeable of this pantheon, but OH BOY are some fundamentals feeling wrong!
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It's that time again where we huddle close to the TV and find out what horrors lay behind the titles. Today's #Kissmatewatches will be the FINAL installment of the Chucky franchise, Cult of Chucky dir by Don Mancini.
#Kissmatewatches "Confined to an asylum for the criminally insane, Nica Pierce is wrongly convinced that she, not Chucky, murdered her entire family."

So it's a direct sequel from the last terrible movie. Good to know.
#Kissmatewatches Again, I'm going in blind. Since it was the same director as the last two, my hopes are not high.
Either way, let's get this experience behind us.
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I know Mother's Day isn't the same for all of us. I choose to end this day with a #Kissmatewatches of Seed of Chucky, dir by Dan Mancini! Because topical!
"Chucky and Tiffany are resurrected by their innocent gender-confused offspring, Glen/da, and hit Hollywood, where a movie depicting the killer dolls' murder spree is underway."
Edited for clarity.
#Kissmatewatches I got nachos, my sweet lovely kissmate, and big bottle of soda. Let's start this!!
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Thursday... Funny, that almost rhymes with Bride...
Let's #Kissmatewatches Bride of Chucky, dir by Ronny Yu!
This is the first of a film duo that went for a more comedic horror genre than just thriller. Not a bad thing, but it does affect how one watches them. Now, instead of talking about how therapy would fix these issues, it's more "would a banana peel make this work better?"
"After Chucky is revived by a former lover, he transfers her spirit into a doll and enlists her help in a scheme to become human again."
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I finished Child's Play 1 & 2 earlier this week, I don't see why not continue the fun today! Today, we'll be #Kissmatewatches-ing Child's Play 3, dir by Jack Bender.
This one takes place in a military school, cause nothing's scarier than authoritarian bureaucracy!
"The tortured spirit of Chucky rises again to seek revenge on the boy who killed him eight years ago, the now teenaged Andy Barclay."
#Kissmatewatches Our first look is the abandoned factory where Andy and Kyle killed Chucky last film. A crane pulls the bloody remains of Chucky over a vat of flesh-plastic, presumably contaminating it. A doll reforms slowly, like it was melting in reverse. Credits accompany.
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Since Child's Play has been taking up residence in my head, I figured I'd keep the #Kissmatewatches Ball rolling and tackle Child's Play 2 (dir by Jon Lafia)!
I remember this one starting off with Andy in foster care because his mother was committed for believing his "killer doll" story.
So much for the two cops who also saw Chucky. ACAB!
In an attempt to save their reputation, the Good Guy Toy Co. reconstruct the killer doll to prove to the public that nothing was wrong with it. In doing so, they bring the soul of serial killer Charles Lee Ray. Will Andy escape, or will Chucky succeed in possessing his body?
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Let's have a nice Friday #KissmateWatches! I've been feeling up to a good scare, so we'll be popping in Child's Play (1988) directed by Tom Holland.
Yes, the old Chucky doll movie!
No, not the shitty "remake".
This is such a good Horror/Slasher classic! However, not everything holds up to today's critiques. Will Chucky be binned, or will he be our friend til the end? Let's Find Out!!
#KissmateWatches We start off with Detective Norris chasing down Charles Lee Ray, the Lakeshore Strangler, in a gunfight inside a toy store. It ends with Chucky putting his soul into a doll before succumbing to his wounds.
You know, a typical third Tuesday for Chicago.
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We're having a hell of a day over here, so let's take it all slow with a daytime #KissmateWatches!
Since Netflix keeps shoving it in our faces, we'll be taking a look at Easy A (2021) directed by Will Gluck.
A Summary:
A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
I've also heard something about those rumors including having sex, so warnings as needed for that, I guess.
#KissmateWatches The movie makes sure we know this is taking place in a highschool located in Ojai, CA. Our protag, Olive, gives us her video diary intro. She swears that this isn't another Lost Girl Teen Movie and she's going to tell us the truth starting now.
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Good Evening, Everyone! I figure I'm overdue for a #Kissmatewatches, so let's get one started with Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)!

I first saw the announcement and was excited!
Then the first trailer came out.
After the BLOW-UP of hatred, they fixed Sonic.
I've heard nothing since.
I'm no stranger to Sonic, nor his fans. I've seen some of the best of this hero. And I've seen the worst, too. Maybe this won't be so bad?

It's got Jim Carry in it? Oh, that's... Um... Hmm.
*Note, it's spelled Carrey, I have come to realize. Oops.
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Good Evening, All! I feel like a topical #Kissmatewatches would be best tonight! So get out your holographic goggles and shotguns with LEDs taped to the sides, we're tackling a "CyberPunk" movie!
Tonight is going to be "Gamer" (2009) dir by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Convicts and poorer people have a mental implant where other people can control them like a character in a game. Simon has to control his man through 30 victories in a """Video Game""" to set him free.
#Kissmatewatches It's been a LONG time since I've seen this. Let's see if it's anything like how I remember!
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Good Evening, Followers! Tonight, as a little treat, I will be #Kissmatewatches-ing a little diddy called "Happiest Season" starring KStew.

I've heard good, bad, and ugly about this, so I'm excited to give this a try! And a little worried. Lot worried.
A warning to heed: There is homophobia via the family. And it's about surviving them through the holidays. This will be my only tag for this, since it's going to be inescapable.
#Kissmatewatches We get a fun little Christmas song with Christmas card type art telling the story of two women falling in love and moving in together while the credits play. Cute, sweet, like a scrapbook or something.
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We're starting early with #Kissmatewatches today. We'll be tackling Hercules again, episodes 7, 8, and 9 of season one.
No time like the present, so let's get started!
#Kissmatewatches Herc Episode Seven: Pride Comes Before a Brawl
This episode is mostly about Iolaus proving to himself that he's a good and useful man, even without Herc. There's some men that are pretending to be satyrs (badly), and we meet Nemesis.
#Kissmatewatches It's nice to see a character I love show his abilities. I like these kinds of episodes!
Although, they wrapped it in some toxic masculinity, so that's a downer.
"If you help him now, Herc, Iolaus will hate you." But wouldn't you rather have your friend alive?
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Tonight is going to be another quick trip down #Kissmatewatches with Xena episodes! Still season one, with episode seven and eight. Stay tuned!
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Seven: Titans
Gabi frees some titans with a chant. Hyperion attacks the humans and threatens to free the rest of his brethren. Gabi and Xena turn them back to stone before he can, thus saving the day.
#Kissmatewatches This was a Gabi-centered episode where she acts a bit more immature than usual. She tries to get Xena to see she's useful and mature by trying to do things on her own, but she always ends up causing more trouble by meddling.
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After a weekend of self-care and proper adulting, I think I'm ready for another small night of #Kissmatewatches! We'll finish off the two Hercs I wasn't able to get to last time and see how they fare!
#Kissmatewatches Hercules Episode 5: Ares
Ares forms a gang of boys to terrorize the area. Hercules manages to kill the avatar of Ares and tell the boys to go home and think about what they've done.
#Kissmatewatches The best part of this episode is Atalanta played by bodybuilder Cory Everson. She's a blacksmith who wears bikini mail in a village full of women. Her personality is strong and cocky mixed with determination. She's the best side character in this series so far!
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So guess what's up? Another #Kissmatewatches of Xena and Herc, that's what! So strap in your leather and vests, cause here we go!
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Five: The Path Not Taken
Xena goes to save a princess to stop a war, but meets an old flame that could ruin her plans. She lies to him, but he sees through her plans at the last moment. The villain kills him as he saves the princess, one act of good.
#Kissmatewatches Let me start off with an aside:
LUCY LAWLESS IS GODDAMNED FLAWLESS.
Her kicking the asses of men who dare think they can comment however they want about her? *SWOON*
AND THOSE LEGS! *chef kiss*
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We have another #Kissmatewatches tonight with another Xena and Herc showing! I'm looking forward to the campy fun from last night continuing!
#Kissmatewatches Xena Episode Three: Dreamworker
Gabi longs to be a warrior like Xena, but Xena insists she not. Something about maintaining innocence. This catches Morpheus' priests' eye and they kidnap her to be a sacrifice. Xena enters the dream world and rescues her.
#Kissmatewatches Instead of needing """virgins""" to be sacrificed, they use something called blood innocence (shed blood/taking a life). I actually like this change! It's more important whether you've killed someone with your own hands rather than if you've had sex with anyone.
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Good Evening, twitters of all genders! I'll be doing a #Kissmatewatches of both Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules TV shows. We got all six seasons of both and I figure why not write down my thoughts?
#Kissmatewatches I was already told to throw out my knowledge of Greek Myths. I had to nod in agreement over the fact the main character's name is Hercules and not Heracles.

Add in your brand of nerd jokes here.
#Kissmatewatches Episode One: Sins of the Past
Xena was once a conqueror, but her past gives her guilt. She buries her past by literally burying all her armor and weapons. Only to immediately need them later. Oops.
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Today on #Kissmatewatches, we're continuing the Resident Evil film series! Written and directed by Paul W S Anderson, we're watching "Resident Evil: Retribution" (2012).
The last one was fun with cheesy writing, so I'm hoping for something similar. Just a nice popcorn flick.
Don't forget this is a double team with AnaMardoll!

#Kissmatewatches I did notice something interesting last movie. Wesker said he needed Alice's blood to become stable with the T Virus. After she was stabbed in the fight, she stabbed him with the same knife. Meaning she stabbed her blood into his brain. I'm hoping he comes back!
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After a week-long bout of stomach bugs and stressful IRL stuff, we continue our #Kissmatewatches series of Resident Evil movies! Apologies for the delay.

Today's little ditty is RE: Afterlife (2010) directed and written by Paul WS Anderson himself!
#Kissmatewatches At this point, Paul WS Anderson has married Milla Jojovich, the main actress playing Alice. I've heard the writing reflects this in some way. What way is that, I don't know, but we're gonna find out!
#Kissmatewatches Don't forget this is a joint effort between me and @/AnaMardoll, so follow both, please!

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Hello, my dear followers! Today is the third movie of the #Kissmatewatches Resident Evil series, Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) dir. by Russel Malcuhy. So far each movie has had a different director. It showed last movie. Let's see if it's better here!

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#Kissmatewatches After we get a few things set up, we'll start right away!
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Another day of #Kissmatewatches, another day of Resident Evil movie series! Today is Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) dir. by Alexander Witt. With hopes high and expectations low, let's blow this casket open!

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#Kissmatewatches The naming schemes for the titles are garbage. The only way I know for sure that RE:Apocalypse is next is because I looked up the years. The words after the main title either need to explain the chronological system, or just add a number after the main title.
#Kissmatewatches I'm looking at Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies as I say this, though not proudly. Good movies suffer this too. Still, it's difficult to bring newcomers into these series if you can't even keep the order labeled and obvious.
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We're starting a brave and bold new project, my dear followers. @anamardoll and #Kissmatewatches shall be dual-livetweeting a special series of movies.
Resident Evil. All Six of them.
Grab your sunglasses and cheesy lines, we're going in loaded!
#kissmatewatches Here's a link to Ana, in case you're not already following him:

#Kissmatewatches A bit of background: I know the games pretty well and know the main actress, Mila Jovovich, was married to Paul Anderson at the time. I haven't heard good reviews on this series (esp from the fans) so I know I'm going into a shark tank without a cage. Let's dive!
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