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1/10 A 2020 play: Scene: Vladimir Putin, skyping in with POTUS45 and Other Corrupt Minions, June 2020

Putin: Amy WHO??? You jerks told me it was gonna be Joe Biden. Who the hell is this woman?

OCM: Uhhh… this short lady from Minnesota?

#Klobucharmy #AmyForAmerica
2/ 10 Putin: Okay, we can still do this. What dirt do you got on her?

OCM: Well, there’s this rumor about her being mean to her Senate staff.

<Silence>

OCM: They say she threw a stapler! Her staff were scared of her!

Putin: That’s all you got for me? A stapler?
3/10 <Silence>

OCM: We’ll do some digging.

Putin: <sighs> And you jerks said Biden. Go screw up some more government norms and GET ME THAT DIRT.

<Skype session ends>
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