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Federal law makes the act of providing a #falsestatement to the government a #crime.
You know what this looks like:
@Alyssa_Milano
@voxdotcom
@RepBarbaraLee
@gethimouttahere
@CBSNews
@chrislhayes
@sfpelosi
@TexasTribune
@RaicesTexas
@Refugees
@RefugeesChief
@NPR
You know what this looks like:
@Alyssa_Milano
@voxdotcom
@RepBarbaraLee
@gethimouttahere
@CBSNews
@chrislhayes
@sfpelosi
@TexasTribune
@RaicesTexas
@Refugees
@RefugeesChief
@NPR
FBI Agent [to a person of interest, after appropriate warnings]:
"Were you at First Central Bank between 10 and 11 am on Tuesday, August 3rd, 2016?"
Person of Interest: "Not at all! I was in South Carolina, boarding the Big M Riverboat, for a day of gambling with friends."
"Were you at First Central Bank between 10 and 11 am on Tuesday, August 3rd, 2016?"
Person of Interest: "Not at all! I was in South Carolina, boarding the Big M Riverboat, for a day of gambling with friends."
FBI Agent: "Let me show you a video taken inside the bank on the date and time in question." [shows video clearly depicting the person of interest in the bank, video date, and time stamp confirms date and time].
The federal government has about 400,000 furloughed employees ... regular federal workers (not contractors) that are not working during the shutdown and are not receiving a paycheck.
The government also has about 400,000 regular federal employees considered "essential" whose agencies and departments are part of the shutdown. These employees are working but will not receive a paycheck during the shutdown.
Yesterday, the House passed legislation, which @realDonaldTrump has said he will sign that guarantees both groups -- essential working employees and nonessential and furloughed employees -- will get back pay once the impasse over funding border security is resolved.
