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Santa (with gun in hand): Give me all your money or u r geography.
Cashier: Don't u mean history?
Santa: Don't change the subject
:D
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Cashier: Don't u mean history?
Santa: Don't change the subject
:D
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Santa:My wife is afraid of water
Banta:How do you know?
Santa: Last night when I came home, she was in the bathroom tub with our security guard!
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Banta:How do you know?
Santa: Last night when I came home, she was in the bathroom tub with our security guard!
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प्रीतो: दारू पीने के बाद ना, आप बड़े handsome लगते हो 😍😍
संता: लेकिन मैंने तो आज दारू पी ही नहीं..
प्रीतो: आज मैंने पी है 🤪
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संता: लेकिन मैंने तो आज दारू पी ही नहीं..
प्रीतो: आज मैंने पी है 🤪
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I was putting off tweeting about these men, since I knew the mood would only go downhill hereafter.
But then, it is definitely a day to remember the #14FebPulwamaBravehearts.
Let me share my jumbled, angry thoughts about that dastardly attack ..
But then, it is definitely a day to remember the #14FebPulwamaBravehearts.
Let me share my jumbled, angry thoughts about that dastardly attack ..
I still remember that evening as the news of the attack came in and the casualty count just kept on going higher and higher. I was having dinner at my boss' place that evening. It was supposed to be a light evening, but it was anything but that.
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I doubt anyone of us was actually 'attending' that party that evening. Despite being physical present there, we were lost in our own worlds of emotions as the gravity of the event sunk in.
There wasn't much conversation that night, despite quite a few 'talkative' guys amongst us.
There wasn't much conversation that night, despite quite a few 'talkative' guys amongst us.
Pilot Santa: MAYDAY MAYDAY ..
ATC Banta: What happened?
Pilot Santa: I'm 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water & no fuel. Please advise
ATC Banta: Repeat carefully after me ..
Pilot Santa: Repeat what after you?
ATC Banta: जय हनुमान ज्ञान गुण सागर ..
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ATC Banta: What happened?
Pilot Santa: I'm 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water & no fuel. Please advise
ATC Banta: Repeat carefully after me ..
Pilot Santa: Repeat what after you?
ATC Banta: जय हनुमान ज्ञान गुण सागर ..
😂
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacation.
While packing Banta thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin ja raha phir bhi condom rakh rahi hai!
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While packing Banta thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin ja raha phir bhi condom rakh rahi hai!
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Me: hi
She: hi
Me: What's your name?
She: Palak, and you?
Me: Paneer
*BLOCKED*!
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She: hi
Me: What's your name?
She: Palak, and you?
Me: Paneer
*BLOCKED*!
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Aasman par udte parinday se Santa ne poochha - "Kya tumhein zameen par girne ka dar nahi?"
Usne gaur se Santa ko dekha, aur kaha - "Kanjar, shakal nai changi par gal te changi kar"
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Usne gaur se Santa ko dekha, aur kaha - "Kanjar, shakal nai changi par gal te changi kar"
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Preeto: Baby. Ye dress kitna acha lag raha hai.. aww... Dila do na please.
Santa: No, baby.. U Remember na... Shaadi se pehle kuch nahi!
:D
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Santa: No, baby.. U Remember na... Shaadi se pehle kuch nahi!
:D
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Santa & Preeto see a hot girl
Preeto: So big, aren't they?
Santa: Yes
Preeto: Are they artificial?
Santa: I think natural
Preeto: Earrings & Natural?
🙄
Postscript: Santa's funeral is tomorrow.
Jalool Jalool Aana!
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Preeto: So big, aren't they?
Santa: Yes
Preeto: Are they artificial?
Santa: I think natural
Preeto: Earrings & Natural?
🙄
Postscript: Santa's funeral is tomorrow.
Jalool Jalool Aana!
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