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I wrote and recorded a new parody, entitled, "Lysol" (to the tune of "Wonderwall").

Today is gonna be a day
I speak gobbledygook to you
By now you should've realized
This is what I f*ckin' do
I don't believe that anybody
Knows what I'm about to do right now
#LysolTrump
Dumb speak, the words are in my head
Ready to finally come out
I'm sure you've never heard them before
Unless you're a fake doctor named Gout
I don't believe anybody will look
As stupid as I'm about to now
#LysolTrump
And none of the wheels in my head are turning
And all the light bulbs up there aren't working
There are many ways that I would
Like to save my ass
Perhaps this is how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my Lysol
#LysolTrump
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