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Goggles. Masks. And ventilators. (sip)
(Malarkey)
(Dark) winter is coming.
Rejoice Zoom wankers, #MeToobin movement has arrived
"how would you want to be treated if you accidentally got caught pleasuring yourself during a work Zoom meeting?"
I think I'd be pleasantly amazed if I was able to escape with a suspension and some punitive mockery
I think I'd be pleasantly amazed if I was able to escape with a suspension and some punitive mockery
No, there is absolutely nothing mockworthy about the New Yorker magazine assembling its intellectual A Team for a Zoom election simulation, and then the guy assigned to play the Supreme Court starts choking his chicken because he thinks the mute button turns of the camera
Let's talk about what Toobin did. A TRIGGERING AND TERRIBLE THREAD.
In case you haven't heard ... here:
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cnn.com/2020/10/19/med…
In case you haven't heard ... here:
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cnn.com/2020/10/19/med…
I'm fucking FLOORED at how people are talking about this.
I've heard things like: It was "accidental." Poor guy -- he didn't mean to get caught jerking off, right? He's sorry. He's embarrassed. He didn't know the camera was still on!
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I've heard things like: It was "accidental." Poor guy -- he didn't mean to get caught jerking off, right? He's sorry. He's embarrassed. He didn't know the camera was still on!
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Um. WHAT?
Jerking off DURING A WORK MEETING is deliberate.
He was aware he was participating in a work meeting -- this is not in dispute. He thought his camera & mic were off, but he knew he was in a work meeting.
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Jerking off DURING A WORK MEETING is deliberate.
He was aware he was participating in a work meeting -- this is not in dispute. He thought his camera & mic were off, but he knew he was in a work meeting.
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You ever have a thought pop into your head that sounds like the perfect middle tweet in a rambling thread but it's nowhere big enough for you to formulate the rest of the thread around it
like so:
20/ Even those curricula that don't explicitly teach anti-Americanism still exude a subtle anti-ruralism: History taught as the accumulation of inventions supporting the techno-lumpen lifestyle vs. people who failed to make quota b/c they made philosophy like nerds
20/ Even those curricula that don't explicitly teach anti-Americanism still exude a subtle anti-ruralism: History taught as the accumulation of inventions supporting the techno-lumpen lifestyle vs. people who failed to make quota b/c they made philosophy like nerds
73/ Oh, you're a Middle East Policy Expert? Disclose 3 of your Qatari sponsorships
