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Weekend after #AAPM2022: Beautiful weather, MP is getting ready to do his mindfulness exercise (vacuuming) – comes out of the garage & was surprised to see his buddy ‘The Eastern Box Turtle’, slowing coming up his driveway
Here is conversation between the Turtle & the MP

MP: Hey buddy, what are you doing? It might have taken you some time to come all the way from park.

Turtle: Yes doc, I was on my way to a picnic behind ur home & also wanted to talk to you. I heard that you were up in the Tony’s ‘Big Rig (BR)’ & thinking of a new career

MP: Well, the news came faster than the “hare” that challenged your ancestor for a race and lost

Turtle: Yes, I got worried because other day, you were very nice to explain about #CT and that u loved working where my cousin saw you

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Service Report:
5 pm: Surgical corridor: #MedicalPhysicist walking tired, heard happy whistle, turn and see O-arm smiling in the corner.

MP (smiling): O’ dude – How come you are so happy? BTW, how did it go with the service guys. Was your face all fixed up?

O-arm: Yep, doc. You didn’t notice that I am all fixed. I believe your word meant something to them. They handled me so soft and kind, it was like getting the boost recently (so smooth that I even asked the nurse if she really boosted me).
MP: I am glad you feel that way. I will come soon to check you out. Stretch will join me w Corgi to make sure all is well with you.

O-arm: Thank you, doc, I am so happy, I am taken care and checked by the best. That is why I feel to give all to our best surgeons.
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Friday Funnies:
6 am: Surgical corridor: #MedicalPhysicist walking briskly, heard sobbing, turns, & see O-arm sobbing in the corner

MP (shocked & surprised): O’ what happened to your face? Were you in a brawl again? Didn’t I warn you not party late-night.

O-arm: Doc, wait a minute, listen to me doc, I am a docile guy, I don’t go to bars, except to that "Ministry of B" with Ur friend who drives car w a cute name ‘1HMRSI’

MP: Then, what happened to your face?

O-arm: Well yesterday surgeon doing spinal surgery called for me. Since I got an upgrade for 'long bone imaging', I was rushing. Elevator door struck my face.
You know doc, new elevator guys don’t have any respect. In fact, I put my face to protect a doc getting squashed

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