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Bae checked into a hotel with her boyfriend. On opening the wardrobe, she wondered why the hotel placed a microwave oven in the wardrobe, then asked his Nigga to take a look. He saw it and started laughing. It's a cash deposit safe. 😂😂😂 #MenAreScum
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This nigga shared gist with friends and it went 360° until lady heard. She broke up with him and he's been begging for 5months. Today, lady is marrying one of the Ex's friend. Her groom was one of the friends the Ex told the microwave gist, who snitched. #MenAreScum
T'was mad lit last night at Cubana when friends tried persuading our guy to drink as a well-wish for his friend that's marrying his girlfriend. He danced a little, cried a little, danced again. He cried most on his way home. Its d girl he lost that pays his rent. He's unemployed.
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Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1

Issa Thread.

PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.

Ensure you read the quoted tweet above 👆 (THE FEMINIST PT1) before you continue.

Lets get down to business.

“Dad, you wanted having a word with me.” Amanda inquired.
“Yes dear. You just turned 31, and we are yet to see any man.”
“Marriage is not an accomplishment.” Amanda said.

Mum and Dad’s reaction.

Issa thread.
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She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.

Issa thread.
Amanda Coker was raised in a christian home. Her father was the G.O of Temple of life ministries. Being a youth leader in church, she lived an exemplary life for youths to emulate. Her goal was to preserve her virginity till marriage.
Femi was a first timer in church. Amanda welcomed him. His smile left her spell bound. She felt a strange feeling she had never felt before.
“Sweet Jesus, he’s good looking.” She thought to herself.
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