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You know, the Bible turned into potato-based porn book so gradually, I barely even noticed.
Extraordinary how perfectly today's bigots line up with yesterday's, right down to using the Bible for justification, but one advantage to the modern age is: throwing a #MrPotatoHead at the end of their screeds highlights the emptiness of their philosophy in hilarious fashion.
Sure; Jesus speaks pretty directly to this in a way that makes it hard not to think he's referring to the existence of nonbinary people.

I just wish we had historical record of Bull Connor saying eg "God wants our schools segregated-look it up! #YogiBear"
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Things I learnt on the Twitter this week:

1. After an emergency caucus meeting, to consider Derek Sloan's future in the party, the CPC announces new official hashtag is #sorrynotsorry
2. MacKay and O'Toole thumb wrestle to see who gets the 'Rustic' demographic of the CPC base.
3. Kenney says Alberta's done a great job flattening the curve but suggests everyone avoid consuming processed meats for foreseeable future.
4. Doug starts sporting a Trump-like flight jacket at press conferences. Insiders say he insists on being called 'Iceman' from hereon in.
5. Shandro says he admires and respects doctors so much he wants to shout it from the rooftops. Or from their driveways, waving a fist.
6. MacKay says Feds politicizing Nova Scotia tragedy with new gun legislation. Says government belongs in people's bedrooms not their gun racks.
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