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#NLprimetime begins. Tuesdays from 8 to 10 we watch the news so you don't have to.

On the Aaj Tak headlines, Congress and Left parties in Kolkata break social distancing norms as they protest. Couldn't catch what they are protesting against. Image
India Today is presenting 'mega exclusive' proof of China pulling back in the Galwan Valley. The channel's reporter has sourced sat images from yesterday. They are comparing these to images of the same place from 10 days ago. Image
Here are the two images being analysed. #NLprimetime Image
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It's #NLprimetime time! Where @newslaundry team watches news together and tweets about it. Follow the hashtag and @NLprimetime for updates.
On India Today, China military scholar Yun Sun is in conversation with Rahul Kanwal discussing China's point of view on the current standoff.

She says the argument that 'India is not the India of 1962 is not a meaningful argument'. The world has changed. #NLprimetime Image
She urges for talks and both nations coming together instead of arguments on whose military is stronger.
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It's #NLprimetime time!

On ABP News, lots of dramatic music, tonnes of "representative images" and a very poetic report on how Indian Navy is getting ready to defeat the Dragon on the sea. Image
ABP is explaining why TikTok is so popular in India and why China "bhannaya hua hai" (angry af).

Meanwhile, the graphics showed this... πŸ˜…

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Now back to China. This report is about how China is training soldiers in Chengdu.

Lots of muscly Chinese being shown gyming away like crazy.

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#NLPrimetime begins!

Some weird shit is going down on @aajtak today. It first said AYUSH Ministry has prohibited ads for Coronil, the medicine launched by Patanjali.

10 seconds later, a wild ad appears for Coronil. ImageImageImage
Anjana Om Kashyap is now interviewing Baba Ramdev about Coronil.

Segment sponsor?

Patanjali of course!

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Here is ABP News also showing the entire segment of Coronil launch, which is as good as a promotion.

Earlier today, guess which company was showing ads for a different segment?

Patanjali of course!

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#NLprimetime begins. According to TV9 Bharatvarsh, @realDonaldTrump will soon destroy China. White House may please clarify. ImageImage
AYUSH ministry has asked Patanjali to stop advertising or publicising claims of Coronil curing Corona.

ABP News: Fikar not, we'll do the job. #NLprimetime Image
Aaj Tak: Fikar not, we'll do the job. #NLprimetime Image
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Starting #NLprimetime today. Hoping we get some sombre news reporting on the #IndoChinaFaceoff. Exactly a week ago, TV news anchors were telling us how we have won the war against China. ImageImageImage
Aaj Tak reporting on the faceoff between the two armies. Talks of 1975 when four Assam Rifles jawans were killed by the Chinese.
TV9 Bharatvarsh is still on Pakistan, Imran Khan and Bushara Bibi. Nuts. Image
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It's time for #NLprimetime!

Republic TV is doing a debate on Rahul Gandhi's "Psy-Ops" and how it has failed. Anchor says, "Social Media is not a place to play politics on such issues!!"

This debate is not about China or the incursion, mind you. It's about Rahul Gandhi.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Image
Anchor says Congress is paying global left-leaning media houses for this "Psy-Ops".

Foreign Affairs Expert gives an Expert opinion saying Rahul Gandhi thinks foreign affairs is a toy.

(Amaze. Brain melting.)
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Aaj Tak is doing a report on how coronavirus is out of control in Delhi.

Ticker reads: "It's a time of crisis, they care about politics"
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#NLprimetime begins.

On India TV, a macabre report on crowded cemeteries in New Delhi. Punjabi Bagh cemetery, according to the channel, has had 609 corona cremations. People complain of a waiting line. Image
On Times Now, Saprpanch Ajay Pandita's father says he trusts the Army more than the administration. He asks not to politicise the issue as the channel runs the hashtag, #CongressCleanchitsIslamist. #NLprimetime Image
TV9 Bharatvarsh playing a video that supposedly shows the Chinese Army cracking down on Tibetans.

The video seems a bit suspect. Nevertheless, the focus is on "kroor [cruel] Cheen". The channel also calls the Chinese Army "chamgaadar khor". Which means, umm, bat-eating Army? Image
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Zee News is back on Delhi Riots. They're doing a report on a report by Delhi police which blames Tahir Hussain and "Pinjra Tod Gang" for inciting the riots.

Anchor says, "Zee News has always been saying this, now Delhi Police has confirmed it." ImageImage
Zee News has now moved on to reporting on the incoming cyclone in Mumbai. IMD official is explaining the path of the storm and when it will hint.

For some strange reason, ticker reads: "Storms hitting India has now become a habit."

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Meanwhile, Arnab is getting ready to scream at the usual Tukde Tukde gang tonight as he exposes the sensational Delhi riot conspiracy.

Basically, he'll scream at a few people for a few hours and demand answers while not letting them talk.

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#NLprimetime begins. Where we watch the news so you don't have to. On India Today, we're discussing #IndoChinaFaceoff.

Ticker asks: 'Tense Situation or All Is well?' Image
Read this piece, may help out a bit πŸ‘‡πŸΎ
newslaundry.com/2020/06/02/con…
In the current face-off, the Chinese appear to have intruded into the disputed area⁠ β€” in some instances right up to their claim line ⁠— and set up semi-permanent structures.

From @elmihiro's piece πŸ‘‡πŸΎ Image
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It's time for #NLprimetime! We watch the news so that you don't have to.

Aaj Tak is getting ready to go after Maulana Saad's entire Jamaat. Image
Rahul Shivshankar on Times Now is going after the Maharashtra govt today.

Ticker says at 8.30 some debate was about to start about "They 'wilfully' infected India".

Ho kya raha hai exactly?
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Rahul is doing a debate titled Rahul Dumps Maharashtra. The channel folks don't really see a problem with that, do they?

He just said "We either need a govt that is accountable or we don't need one at all. People are suggesting President's rule!"

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#NLprimetime begins. NL team watches the news so you don't have to.

R Bharat has decided it's time to teach China a lesson. Soon some strategies shall be discussed.
Aaj Tak is filling us up on all the politics in Maharastra. Image
Times Now discussing Rahul Gandhi 'dumping Maharastra'. Context: that bizarre statement on not being decision-makers in the state. Seeing Jayanti Natrajan after a long time on TV though not as a spokesperson. She says she's very upset on how she was been treated by Rahul Gandhi. Image
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.@CNNnews18 has counted tubelights and fans in Vijay Mallya's designated jail cell. Apparently they're looping "the video that will bring Mallya back"

One panelist keeps calling Mallya a Congress baby.

*slow clap*
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While Rahul Shivshankar asks why UPA did meherbani on Mallya, Shehzad Poonawala on @TimesNow made an epic observation:

"MAAL KITNA LIYA... MAALLIYA!"
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This @aajtak really has some next level promos.

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