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#nsfw #bnha

"Kacchan!" Izuku squeals at the larger than life observation wheel infront of the long term hero couple. He squeezes his boyfriend's arm, "I'm so excited!"

Katsuki shrugs and pulls Izuku in closer to his side. It was their first real vacation since becoming pros.
They're both currently stuck in Vegas, waiting for their night carriage to come back down.

And since, the number one idiot in the world; is beloved and well renowned in the United States.

Izuku had to go in disguise. Cross-dressing as a girl. Katsuki didn't mind at all, -
Because, Izuku looked absolutely ravishing in his white summer dress and naturally drawn makeup.

His wandering hand slips underneath of Izuku's loose skirt, feeling up the perfectly round and bubbly ass.

That was all his for the taking.

Izuku scoots away from his hand-
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#nsfw #bakudeku

Izuku a store attendant working the graveyard shift. He's normally the only one working the shift.

And it's never been a problem, plus ex-boxer kind of makes him a loaded weapon.

He definitely had some rather interesting and bizarre nights.
Since, he started working here about three years ago, after getting a shattered collarbone from his last match and retiring shortly after.

Nights that include dealing with drug users or drunks who couldn't walk on their own or barely talk.

And even one situation, where a-
Mother tried to sell him, a complete stranger, her teenage daughter.

She even, after him telling her no. Tried to offer the daughter's hand in marriage.

He groans at the memory and shoves the ramen packages back onto the shelf.

"Damn f'in drunks." He grumbles.
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#nsfw #bakudeku

A kinky thought but Katsuki fuckin' the living shit out of Izuku. Who for a summer time charity event for pro-heroes was dressed in a playboy bunny outfit.

All, Katsuki had to do was move the small fabric laced through Izuku's puffy cheeks. And he hit home run.
Stretching the young number one hero out around his fingers with lube, hushing the man's whines with lovin' whipsers, and watching with glee as Izuku comes undone simply from his fingers.

"You like this nerd?" Katsuki hums. Removing his fingers and stroking his cock with-
The leftover lobe.

"Ya'" Izuku wiggles his butt, in anticipation. He lays his head against the cold bathroom tile and hums at the strange and wonderful difference between his heated skin and the damp walls.

"You're such a horny bastard." Katsuki blisters with a crackle.
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#nsfw #bakudeku

Where young omega Izuku, barely turned 18 wears a loose skirt wherever he goes.

Pants? What? Those don't exist.

Nah...

Skirts make it easier for his sugar daddy and his loving alpha Katsuki at 26. To fuck him wherever they go.
Half the damn time; Izuku wears no panties under his skirt. Allowing his warm slick to flow freely down his legs, dripping from his waiting hole, his dick tenting his skirt up, and he watches with delight as the passing alphas in the park takes a glance in his direction.
Wanting but never being able to touch or have him in the way Katsuki does.

"I should let them have you," Katsuki growls and glares at the jealous alphas in the park that they were sitting in.

Eating a picnic Izuku made for the both of them to enjoy, on this beautiful morning.
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#nsfw #kamideku

Kaminari and Deku are both omegas born into a whorehouse and destined to die in one.

Never allowed to leave the property and was only raised to please the patrons that come in with large sums of gold for the young omegas. Before and after their first heats.
So, from the early age of 13, to now, 20. They've satisfied all walks of alphas, betas, and even other omegas. When they were free and wealthy.

On the rare occasion, Denki and Deku are paired together to treat their customers. Denki watches as Deku takes two dicks-
With ease, his eyes longingly watch the lust out face of his friend coming undone. Tongue out, drool pouring, as Izuku's eyes rolled into the back of his head. From the two very large alphas, begging the omega to take their seed, and produce their offspring.
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okokok but what really butters my biscuit... shivers my timbers... younger hankgav who have a one night stand, hank railing into gav holding both his ankles in one of his hands, and just Awed he can get this younger, bendy, twink shithead moaning and writhing under him.
hanks still hot and strapping around 40 yo but i imagine he probably doesn't bed guys often, and certainly not guys who just got out of college. so: ego boost. he's still got game. anyway he writes it off as a one-time thing, i know i've written this out before but hear me out--
so they meet again at the dpd and after a few weeks of bickering and antagonizing and probably a lil bit of hero worship on gavin's end, both of them constantly reminded of the time they met years and years ago at that one jazz club,
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Chimera(n.): A thing that is hoped or wished for but in fact is illusory or impossible to achieve.

#yoonjin #nsfw
The place was exactly as he’d remembered.

The crisp, pristine glass walls and ceiling, the stone-faced Alphas waiting at every podium, their suits, shaved faces, and neat updos were the perfect picture of elegance. They were perfection. The ideal .

“Get in line.”
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Part 2 of the AU that will not die -- #nsfw, #transkeith, #sheith, #koliveith, possible descriptions of Shiro's PTSD, afab & amab language used for Keith
Shiro's been with Blades for coming up on four months now and he's started to notice that every once in a while, someone disappears for a week or so. Keith made the mistake of telling him that they weren't feeling well the first time he said something, and Shiro got it in his
head that Keith meant they were sick with some kind of Galra specific flu, especially when Keith assured him that it wasn't something Shiro had to worry about. But Keith knows his next heat it just around the corner and he's going to have to explain exactly what happens when
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✨AU✨ where Jungkook sneaks into Namjoon’s room to retrieve his confiscated 3DS, and somehow ends up hiding under the desk as Namjoon jerks himself off, muttering Jungkook’s name, completely unaware of the boy mere inches from where he’s sitting...

#nsfw #btsau #namkook
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#koliveith #sheith #nsfw Listen. I have this extremely complicated au plot in my head but I don't feel like writing about any of it, I just want Keith who fucks pretty much any of BoM when he's going through heat, but mostly everyone know's he's Kolivan's favorite plaything
Kolivan will pull him onto his lap in the middle of a meeting, a large hand palming his ass and Keith just grinds down against Kolivan's dick and nuzzles into his neck, and somehow both of them are still totally capable of contributing to mission plans, even as Kolivan is rubbing
at Keith's dick through his uniform. After the meeting they don't even bother going back to their quarters. The others just file out and Kolivan peels him out of his suit and fucks him over the table, a large hand fisted in his hair and Keith screams because it hurts so good.
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🔞 #Bakudeku #Nsfw #omegaverse 🔞

"Marriage Ceremony Bust"

Alpha Katsuki - Omega Izuku
It all started when on one cold summer's night. Right after Katsuki and Izuku finished sparring.

Izuku laying down in the grass, watching the starlight with Katsuki sitting next to him. Breathlessly, he proudly proclaims that he was marrying Ochako.

Katsuki was speechless.
Deku getting married? Before him? To Round Face nonetheless?

What the hell?

Katsuki's heart ached deeply because the omega could do so much better then-

Round Face.
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Professional sports players are usually #freemasons: they are part of the overpaid #masonic distraction schemes (most sports are invented by masons for this reason). That makes any news, tragedy, crime related to these people highly supect. #Hoax/#PsyOp should be considered.
And boy, do our elite have tragedies. Always something happening to them. Car crashes, plane crashes, jewelry stolen, kidnappings, murders, overdoses, drive by shootings. ALL FAKED. I just looked at the #ManUnited crash in 1958. Here pilot #JamesThain, with a #masonichandshake.
I believed this plane crash was hoaxed. 3 past 3 was the time, forever remembered. 3-3. 33. Doesn't get more obvious than that. #BobbyCharlton was on the flight. Some one-eye symbolism with keeper survivor Ray Wood. #ManchesterUnited #busbybabes #hoax #Munich
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#pornstarau prequel, fwb #jeith, aftercare, #nsfw

Keith had the day off and James had a late call so Keith ended up dropping him off in the suburbs before heading off to do grocery shopping. They make enough money now that they could probably afford to get groceries delivered
but James is a fussy bitch about his produce. Keith isn't going to complain since he reaps the benefits of having a roommate who likes to cook, but it doesn't mean he's not going to be grumpy about having to leave the apartment on his day off.
He's on line to check out when his phone buzzes.

/Please come get me./

Keith frowns at the message. He stares at it so long he almost doesn't hear the cashier talking to him. James doesn't text in complete sentences with proper grammar.
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Accidental sex worker Shiro au?
#Sheith | #nsfw ? Maybe?

Shiro’s a fic writer with a Pat/reon. He & Matt are day-drinking. Matt makes a joke about Shiro mass sexting people when he writes smut. Tipsy Shiro thinks this is a FANTASTIC idea and jokingly offers more *personal* smut.
This fic thread was brought to you by wonderful kofi donations HOLY SHIT. 🖤
It was Friday.

Shiro and Matt had taken off from their respective white-collar jobs. Why?

Oh, to binge watch the entire last season of their favorite on-demand streamed TV show, of course.
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Public Participation- Just the Texts! #1

Full story at archiveofourown.org/works/14875424…

Reposting because last time it didn't show all the tweets (12 in total) #reylofic #textfic #reylo #nsfw
Public Participation- Just the Texts! #2
Public Participation- Just the Texts! #3
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1021. Saraba, Yoki Hi: El amor es algo que nunca termina como esperas. Este manga se centra en Akira y Keiichi, dos enamorados que acaban de mudarse para iniciar una nueva vida en común, y de cómo llegaron hasta ahí. Y son hermanos. Dramón con dibujazo donde cada capi te destroza
1022. Tashiro-kun, Kimi tte Yatsu wa.: Tashiro es un universitario con cara amenazante que un día es confundido por un atracador por Ebihara, de un curso superior. Éste solo quiere echarse novia, pero es un uke como una catedral y atrae a los tíos como moscas, entre ellos Tashiro
1023. Ani Tomo: Nanase es una chica sensata y bastante casera que se acaba de echar su primer novio. Éste resulta ser el mejor amigo de su hermano mayor, un chico bastante puro y formalito. Me los comía con patatas de lo buena pareja que hacen, pero es que el hermano los eclipsa
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#sheith frat boy Shiro/nerd Keith, eventual #nsfw
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Shiro is four beers in on a Saturday afternoon. The sun is setting and he's outside playing ultimate frisbee with some of the other guys from the frat. He spots Hunk walking towards the house, back from the nerd convention
he's spent the day at. He's loaded down with bags and Shiro is about to call out to him, maybe give him some shit, when he sees Keith.

Hunk had invited Keith to a party a few months back and the night had ended with Shiro on his knees in the laundry room.
Keith had come in his mouth and Shiro barely had time to enjoy the blissed out expression on his face when Lotor had barged in yelling, "Fucking in bedrooms ONLY, Shirogane."

Keith had taken off so quickly, Shiro hadn't even gotten the chance to ask for his number.
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#kiribaku | Aftermath of a Sex Pollen Night

When Eijirou wakes up, he's not in his bed.
The pillow is too hard for his tastes, the posters on the walls are all wrong and the sheets smell overwhelmingly like...
Bakugou.
NOTES:
- it's a #NSFW thread, of course
- kiribakus are in their third year of UA
- there's angst
- I hc Kiri as gay and Baku in the demi spectrum
- POV alternating
- to comment: quote retweet, please!
- sorry for the potential eng mistakes 🙏
When Eijirou wakes up, he's not in his bed.
The pillow is too hard for his tastes, the posters on the walls are all wrong and the sheets smell overwhelmingly like...
Bakugou.
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Achtung Leute, jetzt wird es #nsfw, denn jetzt geht es um sexy Time 😏. Genau genommen, um Baum-Sex. Hier kommt ein Bild, wie ich mehrere Geschlechtsteile einer (ich vermute Felsen-)Kirsche in meiner Hand habe 😱 (Thread).
Im Frühjahr ist die Luft erfüllt von Bienen, Blütenduft & naja — Sperma. Denn die Bäume ejakulieren gerade heftig, um viele kleine Baumbabys zu zeugen. Einige von uns leiden unter diesen Orgien, wir nennen es dann "Heuschnupfen", weil das besser klingt als "Sperma in der Nase".😌
Meine Kirschfreundin oben ist übrigens "kalkhold", das ist ein fancy Wort dafür, wenn man so richtig auf Kalk abgeht. Es ist quasi eine Schnecke, gefangen im Körper eines Baumes. Wenn man sich ausbreitendes Wurzelwachstum als Fortbewegung sieht, sind sie ca gleich langsam! 🐌🌳
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60 has a place to live. All androids are entitled to an apartment or 'living space' thanks to Jericho. His is just a box, a space in a derelict, converted department store that was turned into cubicles. He goes there sometimes, but mostly stays at work as much as he can, tending
equipment or writing reports.

Allen's home surprises him. Humans might call it Spartan, but compared to 60's quarters it's luxurious. There's a bit of a Japanese aesthetic about it, with a few framed ink drawings on the wall (prints, not originals, 60 finds when he scans them.)
The car ride had been strange. He kept thinking of what Allen said, and tears kept gathering in his eyes. Eventually he managed to stop by focusing on the route they were taking and trying to preconstruct what Allen's house would be like.

This was nothing like what he expected.
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So, we found a live bat in our rare book store.

🦇a thread 🦇
We have a big, boring box with lots of fun, rare historic archives and books in it.

It’s so boring on the outside we don’t have an image on file.

But it is very exciting on the inside.
It’s where we keep the Ladybird Books Archive, medieval manuscripts, our children’s book collection, the WH Smith archive – it’s a treasure trove.

Full of lovely, lovely books.
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taekook au #taekook #crack #nsfw

— youtuber jeongguk finds himself at a very boring party, he gets ready to leave until his eyes catch a boy with a nice smile and he swears he’s seen that butt before. little does he know, it’s seoul’s newest model, kim taehyung.
— remember to only quote/retweet, NO replies due to breaking the thread. <3
~ fluff
~ nsfw
~ crack
~ angst
~ hope u enjoy <3
— friend groups:

❥ Taehyung, Jimin, Hyunjin and Hoseok

❥ Jeongguk, Minho, Yoongi, Seokjin and Namjoon.
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Let’s talk about bull semen, and art.

(a thread)
The @urbandictionary defines ‘sire’ as an

‘Old tyme'y way of referring to a king or lord. Usually used now to sarcastically refer to somebody with an inflated ego.’

It also means the male parent of an animal, especially when it comes to bulls.
We need semen to make more cattle (spoiler), but it’s actually quite rare for a cow to be impregnated the old-fashioned way.

Instead, many farmers find a bull with the right characteristics, buy its semen and then artificially inseminate their herd.
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#Sheith | #NSFW | #transkeith | afab language

Keith, button up hanging from his elbows, t-shirt shoved up, a hickey blooming above the scoop of his binder. His black jeans and boxers dangle from one leg. His thighs are hitched obscenely wide over the flex of Shiro's arms.
His mouth drops open as Shiro fingers him mercilessly. It's so nasty-sounding in the empty restroom.
One of Shiro's hands is cupped over his mouth to muffle his noises.
The store's close to closing so a janitor or employee could knock on the door at any time.
Keith's so wet; soaked and with an orgasm already under his belt. His second's quickly on the way and Shiro isn't slowing down.
Keith loves being used like this. He loves the way Shiro just...Takes and makes him take.
Keith comes with a howl muffled by Shiro's hand.
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