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ABO #Jikook AU:
Idol Jungkook is on vacation in Busan after a long tour. Chanel model, Park Jimin is also on vacation in Busan. Despite being sat together on the same plane, Jimin wants nothing to do with Jungkook, that is, until his heat starts on the plane.
#jikookau
☆Things to note!☆
-Don't mind time stamps
-Don't ask for updates
-Quote, don't reply, I need to keep the thread going
-Possible NSFW
-Enjoy!
Tags-
#nsfw #jikookau #jikook #crack #fluff #angst (just a little)
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#nsfw #sheith Imagine phone sex operator Sheith, but instead of one of them being the client, they work opposite of each other and have a friendly rivalry. Who can keep a customer on longest, who has the most repeat customers that month, who can get their customer off fastest.
Their favorite game is trying to make each other laugh by using the worst lines possible, maintaining eye contact the entire time while their customer gets off to things like, "I'm gonna put my bologna stick in your special sandwich" or
"Ride my donkey schlong, baby. Yeah, is your Grand Canyon getting wet for me?" They keep a running tally each day, loser has to do whatever the winner wants. It starts out silly just like the competition. Shiro has to wear a clown nose and wig to work. Keith has to tape one of
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Kirishima should have known, to be honest.

He's 13 years old now, so he should be smarter than this.

Should recognize the gleam in his owner's eyes as he orders him drink after drink after drink.

#nsfw #puppyKiri #ProHeroBaku #omo #omorashi #pissplay #agegap #doggystyle
💫Coming Soon💫
But it's hard, okay?!

How is he supposed to know he's being tricked when his owner gives him that smile? That soft, secret smile that he saves only for Kirishima which never fails to send his tail wagging at supersonic speeds.
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#prekerb #nsfw authority kink, praise kink, light dom/sub

Young Keith who loves sparring with Shiro. It’s *shiro* he’s so amazing and strong and everything Keith wants to be, even if for now he’s small, a little unskilled.

A loss on the mat doesn’t sting that badly when
it’s Shiro, sweaty and grinning who pins him down.

Keith picks up a habit of... relieving himself in the shower afterwards. He imagines Shiro a little bit different, a little bit... darker. A Shiro who would pin him down and slide a palm across his halfhard cock
then grin meanly at him. “Unable to help yourself, eh cadet?” Shiro would say in that deep voice of his.

Every fantasy goes a little bit further, gets a little bit more lewd. Eventually Keith can barely get through sparring sessions without getting hard.
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#nsfw #prekerb #sheith (underage ish, voyeurism, voice kink ?)

Shiro walking in on pre-kerb Keith jerking off. It’s a complete accident and both of them stand there shocked for a moment.

Keith watches Shiro’s eyes dip down his body and then back up. They both blush hard.
Keith fumbles for his clothing, he knew he shouldn’t have been doing something like that in the living area. He’d just assumed Shiro wasn’t coming by until later.

“Wait!” Shiro calls before Keith gets too far. “Wait, I’m sorry, it’s okay!”
It’s awkward, but Shiro’s tone is calm, and a little strict as he gets Keith to settle. Keith’s modesty is barely covered and he can’t stop seeing how Shiro’s eyes are stuck on him. It can’t mean what he wants it to mean. It can’t—
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A Romantic Affair: 1
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
Some of this comic will be NSFW.
A Romantic Affair: 2
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
A Romantic Affair: 3
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanArt
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Au where everything is the same except Izuku gets hit by a quirk that gives him a pussy. Like, just a pussy full of nerves to be fucked in. He still has his dick, has no uterus, & it doesn't work for much else, but he just... Has a pussy now.
He is embarrassed beyond repair.
He does his best at hiding it, which is pretty easy since its hidden between his legs and he'd have to spread them to show it anyway, which is never gonna happen! So no one knows or needs to know, it doesn't change anything much, so he pretty much ignores it. He's too flustered
at the idea of ever touching himself, even his dick, so he doesn't touch his pussy either.
He does a pretty good job at forgetting it's even there, until one day they're all changing in the locker rooms after training. They're finally free for the day so they're all just playing
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Shiro has a big dick. Like BIG. Last year Matt got tired of hearing how hard it is to have meaningful sex when it won’t fit, and suggested starting a porn site. Guest stars would come on the show to see if they could take it. Amazingly, now they’re making money. #sheith #nsfw
“This is the best stupid idea I’ve ever had,” Matt marvels.

It isn’t what Shiro had in mind when he talked about meaningful sex, but making the videos is a lot of fun. At first they hired pros to perform with him. Now they’re so popular they take applications from the site.
Pidge helps sort through the applications - pages and pages of emails containing photos of men striking sultry poses and bending over, bare asses gaping wide with toys and fingers, trying to prove they have what it takes.

“I like that one,” says Shiro.
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✨The Babysitter✨

Izuku is 15 years old.

Old enough to be left in the house alone.

NOT old enough to be left in the house alone for an entire week while his parents go on a spring break cruise.

So what do they do?

Why, hire 19 year old Katsuki as a babysitter, of course.
CW: #dkbk #agegap #boyswithvaginas #nsfw #footjob #voyeurism #peeping #creampie #multipleorgasms #prematureejaculation #dirtytalk #teasing

❗Please, for the love of Bakugou with a vagina, QRT the thread. I don't actually mind comments, but QRTs are my life blood.❗

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"Awww, lookit itty bitty little baby Zuzu," Kaminari Denki cooed, pinching one of Izuku Midoriya's cheeks firmly until he was swatted away. "Going to go home to your /babysitter/?"

"Don't be an ass, Denki," Kirishima Eijirou said, even though he was fighting his own smile.
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I saw that video of the dog sticking his face in the girl's shirt while she did a plank and it got me thinking about a quirkless A/B/O BKDK shifter AU

With a little bit of @CumSlutIzuku 's headcanon about Alphas stealing Omega's clothes

#BKDK #ABO #NSFW
Midoriya Izuku is your typical twenty-something: he works too hard, has big dreams, and lives a rather lonely life after his mom passes. He keeps living in the small two-bedroom apartment where he grew up, working as a fitness instructor. He also uploads workout videos online.
One day, as he's coming home from one of his Yoga classes, he spots a scruffy-looking mutt digging through the trash. He's not huge, but he just looks so pitiful that Izuku's heart breaks. He's just picked up a few sandwiches at the local convenience store, so he opens one.
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From discord discussions, tentacle #sheith, #nsfw dubcon, mindmeld

They stop at the planet because Shiro wants to see some great crystal canyon. It’s beautiful, but no one told him about the local wildlife.

Keith comes running at the first shout and finds Shiro elbow deep.
It’s some squishy sort of creature, kind of like an octopus with all the tentacles, but it clearly lives on land.

And has wrapped itself tightly around Shiro’s arm.

“I can’t get it off!” Shiro shouts with panic. Keith raises his knife but... there’s no clear cut.
The thing writhes over Shiro’s foolishly barely arm, & Keith can’t risk it. He puts the knife away and reaches out with his hands.

It’s immediately a bad idea. The thing lengthens itself and wraps some of its tentacles around Keith’s arm.

That’s when things get really weird.
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4 days before #TheRiseOfSkywalker , I am completely beside myself trying to figure out what will happen with #BenSolo and #Reylo. My wish that Rey and Kylo will fuck in the movie is likely not gonna happen, and my headcanons are drawn entirely from fanfiction so here's a thread.
A thread of more improbable #TROS plot points. Sorry @starwars ! #NSFW
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You know what, there is a grievous lack of 69 position sex in fic. So imagine #sheith #nsfw — (slight somno)
Keith crawls down under the comforter one morning after waking from a filthy dream. He’s sleep-soft still but the urge is so strong he cant help himself.

Shiro’s a side sleeper so it’s easy just to burrow down to his hips, tug the waistband of his boxers down.
Shiro’s half-hard but still so velvety in his hand. It’s dark under the sheets so Keith doesn’t bother trying to see, he just scoots right up against Shiros hip and slips his cock into his mouth.
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#sheith who, in the middle of war, decide they can’t give in to the sexual tension between them. It would be too messy, too dangerous while the universe is at stake.

Except somehow this becomes just not /touching/. #nsfw #sextoy
It starts with a late night masturbating session. They can’t touch each other, so they keep hands on their own cocks, watching the other person get off. It’s hot and dirty and at the end when Shiro accidentally shoots onto Keith’s belly, keith swipes it up
and licks his fingers clean and by the time Shiro is recovering he’s none the wiser.

It ends weeks later with Shiro arched over Keith, not touching him but holding a fleshlight as Keith fucks into it. Shiro’s harder than he’s ever been watching Keith pant and plea and fuck
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Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 here’s a part 2. (#nsfw -ish #sheith)

Part 1:
Keith moves surprisingly smooth on the dance floor. Or maybe not surprising. He’s a marvel with a blade, and that same grace works for him now.

But it’s destroying Shiro.

The music has degraded into heavy bass and sensual beats, the crowd pressing in at the late hour.
Neither of them have been drinking, but Shiro feels a little dizzy anyway. It’s hot and claustrophobic, everyone around them wrapped in their own bubbles dancing in a way that is frankly obscene.

Not that they’re any better. His hands are still on Keith’s hips.
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#sheith #nsfw the first year after the war on Earth, the holidays are HUGE. They’re great for community building and moral boost. So there’s a Garrison/Alliance sponsored Halloween ball and all the Paladins are expected to attend in full costume.
Shiro goes as a knight, which Lance takes one look at the asks, “a paladin?”

But what Shiro’s really interested in is Keiths costume. He’s been hush all week even when cornered by the others, and Shiro for the life of him can’t think of what Keith could dress as.
At least until he shows up. There across the room he can see Keith helping with the food table as the party starts ramping up. It’s crowded and loud with the music and people but Shiro would be able to spot Keith anywhere.

Especially with that tall witches hat on his head.
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For Keith’s birthday. #sheith (tags: oral, rimming, #nsfw)

The party runs late but Keith doesn’t mind. He’s had a drink and a too-sugary piece of cake, and he’s feeling a little sentimental. It’s just nice, to be here with all his friends, the war behind them.
Nicer still that it’s winding down and Shiro’s sliding a hand around his hip and pulling him away. There’s a kiss to his cheek and then his neck and a breathy whisper of his name.

It’s not hard to guess where Shiro’s head is at. And Keith wants.
They start kissing halfway down the hall, laughing into each other’s mouths as their clumsy bodies collide and they nearly trip.

When Shiro pulls back its with a sliver smile, “Bed,” he says when he avoids Keith’s kiss, “I’ve still got a present for you.”
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+ more mindmeld #sheith #nsfw Shiro’s the first to really notice their physical shared sensations & it’s mostly because Keith is having... some intense encounters.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Keith likes rough sex, but the first night it happens Shiro is still struck dumb.
They’ve just landed back on earth so Shiro has no idea who Keith could be sleeping with. The only thing Shiro does know is that he hates it.

But then when it happens the next night and the next Shiro becomes too afraid to tell Keith, too ashamed to
bring it up and confess that he’s been ‘listening in’. So Shiro doesn’t. He just lies in bed, jealous and turned on, unwilling to touch himself because then Keith might figure it out.

But by day he stalks around the Garrison trying to hunt down Keith’s bedmates because
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Birthday Sex! NSFW thread

Kirishima stood in front of the mirror scowling. And then smiling. And then scowling. His fingers deftly ran over the corners of his eyes and over the ghost of laugh lines that creased his mouth.

He sighed as he ran a hand through his hair, searching
For grays in his roots. It had been a while since he dyed his hair, and now he was dying it out of a need to cover the grays and not just the black roots that peeked through on occasion.

His hands gently squeezed his still muscular pecs and ran over his defined abs, but
Hesitated over the soft swell of fat that had begun to form above the waistband of his pants. Today was his 40th birthday and he felt every bit of his age.

Where had his youth gone? He didn’t want to obsess over that, because he still looked as if he was in his late 20’s
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Here it is! My Top 20 Titty Selfies in celebration of #TittyTuesday Comment on your favorites.

#bodypositive Thread #NSFW

Selfie #1. Gold Member Titties.
Selfie #2. Sweaty Titties #tittytuesday
Selfie #3. Lace Titties #tittytuesday
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on this glorious horny day I’m thinking about stupidly horny Sheith, maybe they’re even high and they’re experimenting with object insertion. I don’t know why but they think it’s hilarious and keep giggling through the whole thing

#sheith #nsfw #abo
I feel kinda inspired by one movie scene and also by the general idea of playing doctor (no underage tho). I like the idea of Sheith just being really casually intime, trusting but also very horny and curious about their bodies once they start dating each other
So maybe they get high and then watch a few weird things on the internet, getting inspired to try some weird things themselves.

They go grocery shopping spontaneously then at the nearest corner store. Laughing while Shiro pushes Keith around in a cart
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Time for some gratuitous porn! (I'm serious this is gonna be all porn no plot.) #sheith #adasheith #kadam #nsfw
One night, while they're laying in bed together, Keith mentions that back when he was still at the Garrison, he'd sometimes think about Shiro and Adam -- about what it would be like to have a boyfriend, what it would be like if that boyfriend were Shiro, and what kinds if things
they probably did together after the lights were out. Keith doesnt really meant anything by it, he's just rambling on with with the knowledge that he can tell Shiro anything. He doesn't expect Shiro to slide his cold metal fingers up Keith's chest as he leans in and kisses his
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I get it, Shiro is a good guy and he'd never take advantage of Keith but what if...he did 😏

#sheith #nswf #nsfwsheith #ABO #ABOsheith #omegakeith #alphashiro #firstheat #dubcon #consensual also #cheathing whoops Shiro's kinda with Adam? Well, he was...
Also, disclaimer: In my AU's omegas have cunts bc that just makes sense to me but if that's not your cup of tea then feel free to click away now bc this is pure #filth
So I kinda imagine the following: it's Keith first year at the Garrison (so he's also probably #underaged /sorry for not tagging earlier) and he's opened up a to Shiro. How couldn't he? The older Alpha is so gentle, so caring and he doesn't treat Keith like a little kid.
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Swipe Right into your heart | #sheith | Canon Verse | S8? I don't know her | dating app thread
The Galactic War is over and things have calmed down a lot. So much that Shiro gets a bit bored working 9 to 5 and doing nothing else really in his life.

He doesn't mind not dating currently, after all there are some things he needs to get used to first.
Having an actual future to think about without the premise of dying at a young age as well as the clone body that sometimes feels... too foreign for him.

Being alone isn't what he minds, although if he's honest to himself, there are things he misses about having someone close.
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