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I will not be participating in this #NationalTellAJokeDay chicanery. This is a professional, serious feed moderated by a famous rage pigeon skeleton animated by a cursed amulet.
Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time for me.
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Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time for me.
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FINE, just one.
"A vulture boards a plane carrying twelve dead armadillos. Flight attendant comes up to the vulture and says, 'I'm sorry ma'am. We can only allow one carrion on this flight."
"A vulture boards a plane carrying twelve dead armadillos. Flight attendant comes up to the vulture and says, 'I'm sorry ma'am. We can only allow one carrion on this flight."
OK. Fine. If you insist... one more.
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?"
"A humpback whale"
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?"
"A humpback whale"
- Hey, it's #NationalTellAJokeDay! Do you know why sharks swim in saltwater? 
- No, why ?
- Because if it was pepperwater they'd sneeze all the time!!
