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Now that #OOW19 is coming to an end, some people to thank. First, @jen_s_nicholson and the @oracleace program, for making it all possible for me to attend & for looking after us all so magnificently. We truly appreciate all the time & effort you put. It’s all over, time to relax.
Secondly, to everyone who attended my #OOW19 presentation and for all the positive feedback. It was a tough time slot with lots of other great presentations, I hope you enjoyed it and know more now about Automatic Indexing.
And finally a huge thank you to the many many friends both old and new who made #OOW19 such a wonderful event. Way too many to mention, but you all know who you are. I look forward to catching up again soon at another Oracle event somewhere on this small, precious planet of ours.
My single greatest takeaway from #oow19 is how, though it's a market I don't work within much, there are talented, dedicated, kind people in that one too.
@oracle has hired some incredible people, and they deserve credit for what they're doing.
@oracle has hired some incredible people, and they deserve credit for what they're doing.
@Oracle Thanks to Oracle for the invite, as well as suffering my slings and arrows over the past week. Hopefully nobody got sanctioned for my antics.
@Oracle Also, to the @oracle attorneys (Hi, @emhutchins!): Lawyer jokes are easy, but you folks have an incredibly challenging job, and you're doing good work.
I married one of your kind. I have Seen Some Shit(tm).
Your execution is impressive with a smaller team than many suspect.
I married one of your kind. I have Seen Some Shit(tm).
Your execution is impressive with a smaller team than many suspect.
And just a hair under 22 hours later my account is provisioned. It's threading time, #oow19.
Come with me into @oraclecloud's new free tier.
Come with me into @oraclecloud's new free tier.
@OracleCloud I have to pick a region. I go with Ashburn, as I find the warmth from the us-east-1 dumpster fire next door to be comforting. Oracle calls it "US East (Ashburn)" or "us-ashburn-1."
@OracleCloud I appreciate the "here be dragons" warning. It beats smacking into a problem too late to fix it. 
Countdown: The Day has finally arrived for my "Oracle Database 19c: In-Depth Look into the New Automatic Indexing Feature"[CON1432] presentation at #OOW19 Moscone South, Room 211. It’s going to be some crowd, still time to register to join the fun:
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With less than 2 hours to go until my #OOW19 Automatic Indexing presentation, yes I’m still tinkering with my slides 🤣🤣🤣
Not long to go now, not long at all !! Automatic Indexing at #OOW19
Oracle SVP @JudithSimOracle kicks off Monday's keynote with her key tips on traversing #OOW2019 #oow19
All settled in at the #oow19 keynote, to be delivered by @FakeOracleLarry. Keynotes suspend my "don't be a snarky ass when you're an invited guest" rule. Oracle PR is already aware and drinking to forget in advance.
Join me in this thread.
Join me in this thread.
"Wait, why is he starting the keynote snark livetweet thread with a disclaimer?"
Because #oow19 is an Oracle property and I'm nothing if not on-brand.
Because #oow19 is an Oracle property and I'm nothing if not on-brand.
Holy crap the #oow19 keynote starts with an actual freaking disclaimer. They're reading this whole thing aloud!
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
