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People's 'out of office' messages can be fascinating. Here are ten of my favourite types....a thread! #outofoffice #corporatelife #officelife #wednesdaythought
1/10) The Unhelpful: “I’m currently out of the office”

Okay, really useful. Care to provide any more details? Or is this a deliberate ploy to avoid any work being sent your way?
2/10) The offloader:. “I’m currently out of the office but do contact my colleague Priya who will be happy to help”

She won’t, trust me. Priya’s got enough on her plate.
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All the people who are saying that they really miss the office, clearly never had someone in their office not flush / clean their poop properly. 😭

#officelife
I can’t even tell you how many offices have that one “offencer” that slack msgs have to be written about weekly “PLEASE CLEAN THE TOILET BEHIND YOU”.
And then the communal doubt & suspicion. Who could it be? Is it Brian from accounting? Or Jessica from the dev team? Is it the boss? Who is this monster!?!?!?
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It’s #Monday, I’m boozing it up at a 4 seat bar, the #barkeep is a long pourer, and I’m all fucking set if I get something stuck between my teeth.👇🙃 #RandomThoughts #drinking #OutAndAbout
Shooting the shit with a friend, she’s proud to be doing well with her plants - unusual for her.

The key was a #video explaining the benefits of pruning.

She needs REASONS. She got them.

Apparently, pruning in a particular manner stimulates growth hormones.
#RandomThoughts
Of course, this led to me initiating a discussion about the #movie I just watched on Hulu, called “The German Doctor.”

The main character was Josef Mengele. #ThisHappened

People, this is why I’m known in my circles as “The Black Hole Of Conversation.” SMTH
#RandomThoughts
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