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"We need guns to protect ourselves from the criminals."
You are the criminals.
You use your guns to intimidate, force, & frighten because you think your gun gives you that right. It's an extension of you.
Instead of talking, you pull your guns. You don't even think about it, it's your first reaction & you do it no matter how minor the infraction, because you've been allowed to get away with it so now you think you have that right.
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Queeeee creen que me acaba de pasar?

Me subí a un @uber y haciéndole plática al conductor me dijo que es de Nueva York, vive en las montañas de #SaltLakeCity en un caserón y le dije que si manejar le daba para comprar eso?!

Y me responde...
“No, es que estudié música en @BerkleeCollege, me fui luego a Los Angeles y formé un banda de rock he hice mucho dinero!”

😳😳😳

Cómo se llama la banda?, le pregunto...

- Reo Speedwagon @kcreospeedwagon

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
- Y qué hace conduciendo un Uber???

- Es que no estamos de tour por el momento y no tengo mucho qué hacer...

Y qué me pongo a cantarle “I can’t fight this feeling” 🎶 🎵

Se bota de la risa y me dice que recuerdo la letra mejor que el.

Llegamos al destino y le pido foto 📸
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How did this young Russian website bride go from inhaling NOx from a whipped cream bottle to running a modeling agency with access to Mar-A-Lago? #onlyinamerica !
Need to class up your next event?
Or perhaps you're thinking way outside of the box?
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