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1/ One more #NFL thing before the Day of Atonement. Last night's #MNF was very satisfying as a #Steelers fan. The ending of the game was nuts and I want to reproduce the nutty live-texts I sent to my sleeping son, not expecting it to become a saga of silliness.
2/ [11:31 PM] 55 yard FG to send it into overtime!
{Little did I know that this would be the least surprising thing of overtime. I should also add that many people expected BAL to go to the Superbowl and the Raiders to get a top 5 pick in the 2022 draft}
{Little did I know that this would be the least surprising thing of overtime. I should also add that many people expected BAL to go to the Superbowl and the Raiders to get a top 5 pick in the 2022 draft}
3/ [11:40 PM]: RAIDERS WIN
[11:41 PM]: wait hold up
[11:42 PM]: CORRECTION. will be at the half yard-line
{It was so exciting to think LV would get the ball and then just drive down the field and score. Of course, it couldn't be that simple. TD taken back.}
[11:41 PM]: wait hold up
[11:42 PM]: CORRECTION. will be at the half yard-line
{It was so exciting to think LV would get the ball and then just drive down the field and score. Of course, it couldn't be that simple. TD taken back.}
If a geonerd buys a 🏡 with a nice green lawn...
She will probably rip it up,
And replace it with...rocks. LOT’S OF ROCKS.
Successfully got my kids and their friend to stop playing Fortnite — now playing cards while listening to @thebeatles #parentingwin
Still counting the win even though they are playing Texas Holdem
Ok now onto spontaneous group clarinet jam session. Sometimes I even impress myself. #FortniteBan
