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Witness Thread 1/
As we've seen videotaped testimony of various witnesses given to January 6th Comittee under oath, let's explore a couple of types of testimony. Consider upcoming criminal trials & these witnesses
Let's do a Thread
As we've seen videotaped testimony of various witnesses given to January 6th Comittee under oath, let's explore a couple of types of testimony. Consider upcoming criminal trials & these witnesses
Let's do a Thread
Witness Thread 2/
One of the most hated villains of the #Trumpomobsters is Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone. Barr testified remarkably openly about everything re Jan 6th insurrection. Why? Because he was not involved. He loves to blame this on those who were
One of the most hated villains of the #Trumpomobsters is Fred Flintstone's evil Nazi cousin Bill Barrstone. Barr testified remarkably openly about everything re Jan 6th insurrection. Why? Because he was not involved. He loves to blame this on those who were
Witness Thread 3/
Compare Bill Barr's testimony to American Traitor, the Russian General Mike Flynn. He pleaded the 5th. Even on question relating to his oath of office as a military officer, should USA have a peaceful transfer of power? He pleaded the FIFTH !!! Traitor scumbag
Compare Bill Barr's testimony to American Traitor, the Russian General Mike Flynn. He pleaded the 5th. Even on question relating to his oath of office as a military officer, should USA have a peaceful transfer of power? He pleaded the FIFTH !!! Traitor scumbag
So as the Biglier Trumpian Bible foretold, in the Book of Barr, that when the Italian satellites align with the Jewish space-based lasers... then the #PatsyBaloney cometh. On that glorious day, we greatly rejoice the Pat Cipollone
And all manner of legalistic miracles will occur
And all manner of legalistic miracles will occur
It was the Patsy Baloney Day Miracle
As the prophesies said, when Pat Cipollone appears:
Bannon's crooked attorney Robert & Abbott Costello admits to intimidating witnesses for Trump
Justice Kavanaugh can't eat in peace
Jeff Clark is caught without his pants
#PatsyBaloney
As the prophesies said, when Pat Cipollone appears:
Bannon's crooked attorney Robert & Abbott Costello admits to intimidating witnesses for Trump
Justice Kavanaugh can't eat in peace
Jeff Clark is caught without his pants
#PatsyBaloney
The first miracle on Patsy Baloney Day arrives early in the morning. The unpantsing of the attorney
#WorldwidePants #PatsyBaloney
#WorldwidePants #PatsyBaloney
The third & final miracle of Patsy Baloney Day, when Pat Cipollone finally appears, was of course the bigliest miracle. This involved criminal & alleged human being Steve Bannon and his criminal & alleged attorney Robert & Abbott Costello (leftmost in photo)
#PatsyBaloney
#PatsyBaloney
So first, on Friday, we heard that Trump is tossing Bannon under the bus (good, this was inevitable; Trump will do this to everybody, but Bannon was quite close to Trump)
But we heard that Abbott & Robert Costello, Bannon's attorney wants to withdraw from representing Bannon
But we heard that Abbott & Robert Costello, Bannon's attorney wants to withdraw from representing Bannon
Where do we remember this name from? Abbott von Robert und Costello, esquire? Rudy Giuliani! This dude also represents Sir Buttdial McRudypants, America's Mayonaise
And THAT is where this gets 'fascinating'
[Your T Dawg raises Spock eye brow]
And THAT is where this gets 'fascinating'
[Your T Dawg raises Spock eye brow]
The second miracle promised when the Pat Cipollone appears, on Patsy Baloney Day, in front of the Congressional hearing, under oath - was of course Pat Cipollone
This you probably noticed Friday. But let's dig just a little bit deeper into this second miracle
#PatsyBaloney
This you probably noticed Friday. But let's dig just a little bit deeper into this second miracle
#PatsyBaloney
Patsy Baloney spoke for 8 hours, testified under oath, and did not invoke the 5th amendment
When Cassidy Hutchinson testified in public, she said Pat Cipollone (Trump White House Councel) had warned Trump what Trump wanted to do was illegal. Pat said this in front of witnesses
When Cassidy Hutchinson testified in public, she said Pat Cipollone (Trump White House Councel) had warned Trump what Trump wanted to do was illegal. Pat said this in front of witnesses
Because we know that Trump did it anyway, since White House's chief councel, Pat Cipollone warned Trump what he is attempting is criminal - this SEALS the deal, Trump will be CONVICTED of this crime (when we get to his turn, remember, have patience, this takes still a long time)
Like the Three Wise Men of old(e), we too were served THREE legalistic miracles on this blessed Patsy Baloney Day. The Pat Cipollone arrived and so did the promised miracles, bigly.
(as opposed to failed bouncer Trump once employed as a bodyguard, Big Lee)
First up: Jeff Clark
(as opposed to failed bouncer Trump once employed as a bodyguard, Big Lee)
First up: Jeff Clark
So the Miracle of Worldwide Pants got us to Jeff Clark. Note, this man is so crooked, Trump wanted Clark to be acting Attorney General, when Trump felt Bill Barr had not been corrupt ENOUGH
No doubt this dude is left literally standing without his pants
#WorldwidePants
No doubt this dude is left literally standing without his pants
#WorldwidePants
The video we saw of former Department of Justice attorney and junior level department head, utterly corrupt attorney Jeff Clark, was not from Friday. It was hot in late June when FBI raided his home and took his phones. The video was just now released, Friday. So we knew of this
