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Ci siamo. Il #Calciomercato è finito. #Zaniolo è ancora un giocatore della #AsRoma. Dopo tutto quello che abbiamo dovuto leggere e sentire da mesi. Riportare tutto non è possibile. Solo noi romanisti lo sappiamo. Ma una piccola rinfrescata alla memoria credo sia doverosa. Thread.
Potremmo partire da ancora prima, ma per accorciare partiamo dal 2 febbraio, il giorno dopo le dichiarazioni di Tiago #Pinto in conferenza. Quando un "non posso garantire" su tutti i giornali diventò subito "scoppia il caso", "segnali di Juve" e il bellissimo "Zaniolo e Signora"
Infatti il giorno dopo, 3 febbraio, la Gazzetta era sicura: "Zaniolo e Juve: contatto"
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It's Friday, so .. more #TeslaFireIssues updates in this ongoing Tesla 'safety' thread

Example no. 346: a controlled test, at low speed

Remember what I said about a Tesla scraping the sides or bottom. And your Tesla is .. (well, you know, 20x or 30x more often than other EV's)
Let me show you the pictures

Yup: a hardly dented battery floor, hardly damaged on impact. And still within seconds: kaboom

Now imagine those $1000 Tesla door locks (b)locked, as usual, even after a moderate crash

So, unless you kick the glass or have a fire truck ready .. ⚱️ ImageImageImage
Just to compare: here's the latest Tesla Y crashing into another EV

1/ Notice the Tesla door blocked?

2/ Notice the Tesla battery crumpled like a pretzel? Ready to explode, while the other EV in same test has ZERO door problems, ZERO battery deformation
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Reminder: please don't ask Dear Leader Elon why Teslas explode and burn dozens of times more frequent than the ~half a million Nissan Leafs on the road since 2009.

Per EV, per year, per mile, whatever. Dozens of time more frequent on fire / explosions ..

Eigenlijk weinig tijd vandaag. Maar deze moet even, want .. hij is namelijk gewist.

Ja, mag niet hè, van de ScienTeslagy sekte. Tweeten dat je Tesla zomaar in de fik vloog. Da's blasfemie, binnen de sekte.

'Defrost Car mode' ;))

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#TeslaFireIssues example 324:

Je rijdt in je 'veilige' Tesla door een trutstraatje, neemt de bocht te ruim en ramt een paaltje

Ik zal niet alle details melden, maar het wordt er eentje voor mijn komende vierde draadje: 'Levend verbrand in je Tesla' ..


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"The victim, who has not been identified, died in the crash while police tried to get him out of the vehicle .."

Vreemd, dat alleen 'tig brandende Tesla bestuurders zo vaak opgesloten zitten. Dankzij die deuren met de beruchte elektrische Tesla sloten.

Zo flauw, een rechtszaak beginnen, alleen omdat de deursloten niet open gingen

Bij je nieuwste Tesla S. Net 9 maanden uitgesteld, omdat euhh ..

Nou omdat er 'thermische anomaliteiten' waren met de accu's (Ja, het staat zo slecht als je "explosies" zegt)

futurism.com/lawsuit-burnin…
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