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Want to lose weight? Then ladies & gentlemen, I present to you the all new and fantastic BREXIT diet plan!
My secret plan will let you eat MORE and exercise LESS and STILL achieve amazing results!
Just follow these amazing tips:
My secret plan will let you eat MORE and exercise LESS and STILL achieve amazing results!
Just follow these amazing tips:
1) Tell your body every day that no body is better than a bad body
2) BELIEVE in the Brexit diet plan, faith really is key here
3) Ignore the doubters! (They don’t want you slim and they pay too much attention to facts #ProjectSmear)
2) BELIEVE in the Brexit diet plan, faith really is key here
3) Ignore the doubters! (They don’t want you slim and they pay too much attention to facts #ProjectSmear)
With our amazing plan other people will put on YOUR excess weight, enabling you to simply carry on as before and passing the burden to them!
To access this plan simply reduce your income, even better still give up your job! We will send you your shiny BLUE Brexit plan book
To access this plan simply reduce your income, even better still give up your job! We will send you your shiny BLUE Brexit plan book
