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So.. aftermath
As in math
(T Dawg! You promised there would be no math!)
Yes we gotsta do some math. Numbers are my buddies
It was a trending topic that I set up. I'm a numbers guy. Statistics guy. Also an author on social media. And a resister. So I gotta do some aftermath..
As in math
(T Dawg! You promised there would be no math!)
Yes we gotsta do some math. Numbers are my buddies
It was a trending topic that I set up. I'm a numbers guy. Statistics guy. Also an author on social media. And a resister. So I gotta do some aftermath..
That topic hashtag #ReinstatementDay trended for more than 8 hours, peaking at number 2, for several hours. I did not see it hit number 1, but I was not monitoring it, as I was busy writing and sharing jokes..
But that is great, for this type of topic.
But that is great, for this type of topic.
Being a highly trending topic, it produced a ton of content - this being a joke topic, that means jokes
How many? Over 60,000 Tweets. Yes. 60,000 jokes if you wanted to read them all. If it takes 15 sec to read one Tweet joke, that would take you 250 hours = 21 days at 16h/day
How many? Over 60,000 Tweets. Yes. 60,000 jokes if you wanted to read them all. If it takes 15 sec to read one Tweet joke, that would take you 250 hours = 21 days at 16h/day
Rapture people! Members of all end-times cults! Serious question (as they say):
When your rapture dates change because of the stars or God or Q, WHEN do you make the new date announcement? On the wrong day, the one you first predicted? Or do you give it a week? #ReinstatementDay
When your rapture dates change because of the stars or God or Q, WHEN do you make the new date announcement? On the wrong day, the one you first predicted? Or do you give it a week? #ReinstatementDay
You could ask the 2012 people? Or other old hands like the people who believed in the 1523 Thames flooding prophecy?
Re the 1523 prophecy:
People waited for the “bosom of Thames to heave beyond the usual mark. But...the Thames, unmindful of the foolish crowds upon its banks, flowed on quietly as of yore. The obstinate river wd not lift its waters to sweep away even 1 house out of the 10,000.”
People waited for the “bosom of Thames to heave beyond the usual mark. But...the Thames, unmindful of the foolish crowds upon its banks, flowed on quietly as of yore. The obstinate river wd not lift its waters to sweep away even 1 house out of the 10,000.”
Tweeps, today we are laughing at the maganutters of #Cult45 who believe in a fairy tale of #ReinstatementDay - that was told by My Pillow Guy
PLEASE join in
You can just retweet fave jokes with the hashtag to your Tweeps. Even that helps
But send in your own jokes too!
PLEASE join in
You can just retweet fave jokes with the hashtag to your Tweeps. Even that helps
But send in your own jokes too!
When you Tweet your own jokes, just include the hashtag #ReinstatementDay inside your Tweet or at the end of it (as one word)
Then tell us what is the proper dress code. Or what is the traditional food for #ReinstatementDay - or who are YOU intending to be Reinstated to, today
Then tell us what is the proper dress code. Or what is the traditional food for #ReinstatementDay - or who are YOU intending to be Reinstated to, today
We have seen new cocktails invented, a clever cake recipe, etc. Tell us about the decorations for #ReinstatementDay that are the tradition in your family for passed down from your great grandma, to this first annual #ReinstatementDay of America... etc
To my Tweeps
I will be setting up hashtag #ReinstatementDay for us to celebrate America's first Reinstatement Day on Friday the 13th Aug
It is a chance for us to mock My Pillow Guy, his big lie & Jan 6. Also to mock failed King Trump & all maganutters who believe his delusions
I will be setting up hashtag #ReinstatementDay for us to celebrate America's first Reinstatement Day on Friday the 13th Aug
It is a chance for us to mock My Pillow Guy, his big lie & Jan 6. Also to mock failed King Trump & all maganutters who believe his delusions
If you have not played a hashtag game on Twitter before, it is real simple. Any joke you contribute, written, picture, video (or any 'meme') - remember to add the hashtag #ReinstatementDay - then everybody gets to see it. Don't submit ALTERNATE hashtags :-)
As this is America's First Reinstatement Day, the celebrations will be wild no doubt
You can tell us who YOU are going to be Reinstated to
We can talk about the dress code, the dining, the music & various festivities of this American tradition
Like 4th of July, only biglier
You can tell us who YOU are going to be Reinstated to
We can talk about the dress code, the dining, the music & various festivities of this American tradition
Like 4th of July, only biglier
