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The cat is in the next room and not only is it miaowing loudly enough that I can hear it, it’s somehow managing to miaow with a questioning intonation, and the most remarkable part of all this is that we don’t have a cat.
I need to emphasise: we don’t have a cat. 
No, really, we *don’t* have a cat.
