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Some #WeekendBanter in the midst of the #BanNews about the travails of a #RetiredHusband .

I found it humorous and felt it was #TooGoodNotToShare .

Am sure you too will enjoy the read and find time to share with those you don’t want to deprive of some good humor 🤣
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to WalMart.

Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
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