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@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems At this juncture, it’s clear to explain
an old saw from Mike Parson’s campaign:
random rural yard signs to
applaud Mike’s designs to
continue his post-Greitens reign.
In this specimen Parson would take in
uninformed voters in County Macon. 1/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
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@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems The reality, though: far more grim
as school districts may soon sink, not swim
in each piteous scene
of a mass quarantine as
new cases exceed counties’ brim.
Yet the venue’s the same:
still in Macon. Why no
mask mandate? Parson’s mistaken.
2/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems Yes; thank goodness the
National Guard, unlike Mike,
at this moment works hard
citizens to protect.
Parson’s lies we reject,
evidenced by his COVID scorecard.
Folks still ask: why no #MaskUp
mandate? Parson’s post outweighs
the #ShowMe State.

🔥 #mogov 🗳️
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So I am no @Lin_Manuel, but I felt the need to contribute the following to #RevolutionaryWarAirports:

[BURR]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?

(wait for it)
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!

[COMPANY]
Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]
I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays
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I tracked down the Trump quote that triggered the most delicious #RevolutionaryWarAirports storytelling bonanza!

But this is NOT "a stumble", @finneganporter @businessinsider
businessinsider.com/trump-says-ame…
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech

#thread of hilarity!
See @girlsreallyrule essay for step-by-step review of the 4th on the Mall, complete with chain link fences during thunderstorms.
Let there be no misunderstanding: this was a political rally on public land.
Hatch Act. Again.
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech

shero.substack.com/p/breakdown-of…
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Put ye powder hornes and buckled shoes in ye olde bins. Poultices over 3 ounces must be left with the magistrate and can be retrieved at ye postmaster’s office upon return. Muskets and pipes are stryctly forbidden on board ye airecrafte. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dear Martha,
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.

Adieu. I boarde.
#RevolutionaryWarAirports
Dear Martha,
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
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