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@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems At this juncture, it’s clear to explain
an old saw from Mike Parson’s campaign:
random rural yard signs to
applaud Mike’s designs to
continue his post-Greitens reign.
In this specimen Parson would take in
uninformed voters in County Macon. 1/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
an old saw from Mike Parson’s campaign:
random rural yard signs to
applaud Mike’s designs to
continue his post-Greitens reign.
In this specimen Parson would take in
uninformed voters in County Macon. 1/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems The reality, though: far more grim
as school districts may soon sink, not swim
in each piteous scene
of a mass quarantine as
new cases exceed counties’ brim.
Yet the venue’s the same:
still in Macon. Why no
mask mandate? Parson’s mistaken.
2/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
as school districts may soon sink, not swim
in each piteous scene
of a mass quarantine as
new cases exceed counties’ brim.
Yet the venue’s the same:
still in Macon. Why no
mask mandate? Parson’s mistaken.
2/2 🔥 #mogov 🗳️
@kayhoflander @mikeparson @TeamParsonMO @Mikelkehoe @JayAshcroftMO @FitzpatrickMO @Eric_Schmitt @TeamSchmittMO @s_webber @JasonKander @KDHE @VFWHQ @Mizzou @muhealth @WUSTL @BluebirdsofMO @collhistgarden @mizzouatheart @PhyllisMarion7 @sarahkendzior @CoriBush @GovJayNixon @KCStar @stltoday @KCTV5 @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems Yes; thank goodness the
National Guard, unlike Mike,
at this moment works hard
citizens to protect.
Parson’s lies we reject,
evidenced by his COVID scorecard.
Folks still ask: why no #MaskUp
mandate? Parson’s post outweighs
the #ShowMe State.
🔥 #mogov 🗳️
National Guard, unlike Mike,
at this moment works hard
citizens to protect.
Parson’s lies we reject,
evidenced by his COVID scorecard.
Folks still ask: why no #MaskUp
mandate? Parson’s post outweighs
the #ShowMe State.
🔥 #mogov 🗳️
@VictorWhiskey72 @FoFannaDiana @MikeLoBurgio @StormMela @NeilDancer @tchayes27 @xobekim @cuteniblett @erin_hartigan4 @BryanLowry3 @SteveVockrodt @AdamSchiff @PeterAlexander @PreetBharara @SenWarren @kansasdotcom @JoshNBCNews @RepEliotEngel @PeteButtigieg @SenatorBennet @nicolergalloway @ericswalwell @the_bashjackson @jdawsey1 @John_Hudson @NPRKelly @bturque @jonshorman @MattCalcara @pmiller1693 @GovLauraKelly @BarbaraBollier @jzikah @JasonKander @SASCDems @EnglishTeach07 @KamalaHarris @HASCDemocrats @OversightDems @HouseForeign @CleanMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @HouseJudiciary @GovJayNixon @KMOV @kmbc @HouseIntel @clairecmc @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems We’ll be grateful when you lose the race
with that insincere smirk on your face.
As more thousands grow sick
your polls south will head quick
for this outrageous COVID disgrace.
👇🏼 #mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson 👇🏼
with that insincere smirk on your face.
As more thousands grow sick
your polls south will head quick
for this outrageous COVID disgrace.
👇🏼 #mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson 👇🏼
@VictorWhiskey72 @FoFannaDiana @MikeLoBurgio @StormMela @NeilDancer @tchayes27 @xobekim @cuteniblett @erin_hartigan4 @BryanLowry3 @SteveVockrodt @AdamSchiff @PeterAlexander @PreetBharara @SenWarren @kansasdotcom @JoshNBCNews @RepEliotEngel @PeteButtigieg @SenatorBennet @nicolergalloway @ericswalwell @the_bashjackson @jdawsey1 @John_Hudson @NPRKelly @bturque @jonshorman @MattCalcara @pmiller1693 @GovLauraKelly @BarbaraBollier @jzikah @JasonKander @SASCDems @EnglishTeach07 @KamalaHarris @HASCDemocrats @OversightDems @HouseForeign @CleanMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @HouseJudiciary @GovJayNixon @KMOV @kmbc @HouseIntel @clairecmc @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems In two days Mike will turn 65,
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Voters he could inspire if he
chose to retire, but he’ll keep
peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Voters he could inspire if he
chose to retire, but he’ll keep
peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
@VictorWhiskey72 @FoFannaDiana @MikeLoBurgio @StormMela @NeilDancer @tchayes27 @xobekim @cuteniblett @erin_hartigan4 @BryanLowry3 @SteveVockrodt @AdamSchiff @PeterAlexander @PreetBharara @SenWarren @kansasdotcom @JoshNBCNews @RepEliotEngel @PeteButtigieg @SenatorBennet @nicolergalloway @ericswalwell @the_bashjackson @jdawsey1 @John_Hudson @NPRKelly @bturque @jonshorman @MattCalcara @pmiller1693 @GovLauraKelly @BarbaraBollier @jzikah @JasonKander @SASCDems @EnglishTeach07 @KamalaHarris @HASCDemocrats @OversightDems @HouseForeign @CleanMissouri @SpeakerPelosi @HouseJudiciary @GovJayNixon @KMOV @kmbc @HouseIntel @clairecmc @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems In two days Mike will turn 65,
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Parson’s no quarterback;
just a washed-up Trump hack who keeps peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Parson’s no quarterback;
just a washed-up Trump hack who keeps peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
@LottaFightLeft @MOEducation @JasonKander @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @CoriBush @GovLauraKelly @QuintonLucasKC @RepDavids @bturque @1964chick @dcstl @denenloe44 @emzorbit @nicolergalloway @MattCalcara @JoeBiden @davevehicle @dubbledutched @JesseLawder @MWife75 @SpeakerPelosi @SteveVockrodt @KamalaHarris @gayleasher1 @KyleGarnerMO @CleanMissouri @clairecmc @FCC @sarahkendzior @Brianontheair @GovParsonMO @HouseJudiciary @HouseIntel @GovJayNixon @votevets @VFWHQ @KMOV @EdLaborCmte @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @jzikah @PhyllisMarion7 @kmbc @KCStarOpinion @Mizzou @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems We’ll be grateful when you lose the race
with that insincere smirk on your face.
As more thousands grow sick
your polls south will head quick
for this outrageous COVID disgrace.
👇🏼 #mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson 👇🏼
with that insincere smirk on your face.
As more thousands grow sick
your polls south will head quick
for this outrageous COVID disgrace.
👇🏼 #mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson 👇🏼
@LottaFightLeft @MOEducation @JasonKander @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @CoriBush @GovLauraKelly @QuintonLucasKC @RepDavids @bturque @1964chick @dcstl @denenloe44 @emzorbit @nicolergalloway @MattCalcara @JoeBiden @davevehicle @dubbledutched @JesseLawder @MWife75 @SpeakerPelosi @SteveVockrodt @KamalaHarris @gayleasher1 @KyleGarnerMO @CleanMissouri @clairecmc @FCC @sarahkendzior @Brianontheair @GovParsonMO @HouseJudiciary @HouseIntel @GovJayNixon @votevets @VFWHQ @KMOV @EdLaborCmte @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @jzikah @PhyllisMarion7 @kmbc @KCStarOpinion @Mizzou @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems In two days Mike will turn 65,
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Voters he could inspire if he
chose to retire, but he’ll keep
peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Voters he could inspire if he
chose to retire, but he’ll keep
peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
@LottaFightLeft @MOEducation @JasonKander @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @CoriBush @GovLauraKelly @QuintonLucasKC @RepDavids @bturque @1964chick @dcstl @denenloe44 @emzorbit @nicolergalloway @MattCalcara @JoeBiden @davevehicle @dubbledutched @JesseLawder @MWife75 @SpeakerPelosi @SteveVockrodt @KamalaHarris @gayleasher1 @KyleGarnerMO @CleanMissouri @clairecmc @FCC @sarahkendzior @Brianontheair @GovParsonMO @HouseJudiciary @HouseIntel @GovJayNixon @votevets @VFWHQ @KMOV @EdLaborCmte @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @jzikah @PhyllisMarion7 @kmbc @KCStarOpinion @Mizzou @SenateDems @MO_HouseDems In two days Mike will turn 65,
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Parson’s no quarterback;
just a washed-up Trump hack who keeps peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
with Missourians fewer* alive.
Parson’s no quarterback;
just a washed-up Trump hack who keeps peddling back the blue jive.
*1,803 🔥 #mogov 🚨 #GovArson 🗳️
So I am no @Lin_Manuel, but I felt the need to contribute the following to #RevolutionaryWarAirports:
[BURR]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
(wait for it)
[BURR]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
(wait for it)
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!
[COMPANY]
Lafayette!
[LAFAYETTE]
I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!
[COMPANY]
Lafayette!
[LAFAYETTE]
I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays
I tracked down the Trump quote that triggered the most delicious #RevolutionaryWarAirports storytelling bonanza!
But this is NOT "a stumble", @finneganporter @businessinsider
businessinsider.com/trump-says-ame…
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech
#thread of hilarity!
But this is NOT "a stumble", @finneganporter @businessinsider
businessinsider.com/trump-says-ame…
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech
#thread of hilarity!
See @girlsreallyrule essay for step-by-step review of the 4th on the Mall, complete with chain link fences during thunderstorms.
Let there be no misunderstanding: this was a political rally on public land.
Hatch Act. Again.
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech
shero.substack.com/p/breakdown-of…
Let there be no misunderstanding: this was a political rally on public land.
Hatch Act. Again.
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech
shero.substack.com/p/breakdown-of…
Put ye powder hornes and buckled shoes in ye olde bins. Poultices over 3 ounces must be left with the magistrate and can be retrieved at ye postmaster’s office upon return. Muskets and pipes are stryctly forbidden on board ye airecrafte. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dear Martha,
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.
Adieu. I boarde.
#RevolutionaryWarAirports
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.
Adieu. I boarde.
#RevolutionaryWarAirports
Dear Martha,
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
