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So I am no @Lin_Manuel, but I felt the need to contribute the following to #RevolutionaryWarAirports:

[BURR]
How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?

(wait for it)
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!

[COMPANY]
Lafayette!

[LAFAYETTE]
I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays
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I tracked down the Trump quote that triggered the most delicious #RevolutionaryWarAirports storytelling bonanza!

But this is NOT "a stumble", @finneganporter @businessinsider
businessinsider.com/trump-says-ame…
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech

#thread of hilarity!
See @girlsreallyrule essay for step-by-step review of the 4th on the Mall, complete with chain link fences during thunderstorms.
Let there be no misunderstanding: this was a political rally on public land.
Hatch Act. Again.
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech

shero.substack.com/p/breakdown-of…
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Put ye powder hornes and buckled shoes in ye olde bins. Poultices over 3 ounces must be left with the magistrate and can be retrieved at ye postmaster’s office upon return. Muskets and pipes are stryctly forbidden on board ye airecrafte. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dear Martha,
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.

Adieu. I boarde.
#RevolutionaryWarAirports
Dear Martha,
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
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