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So I am no @Lin_Manuel, but I felt the need to contribute the following to #RevolutionaryWarAirports:

How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?

(wait for it)
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An airline pilot people love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite flying Frenchman!


I'm takin this plane by the reins makin’
Redcoats redder with flight delays
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I tracked down the Trump quote that triggered the most delicious #RevolutionaryWarAirports storytelling bonanza!

But this is NOT "a stumble", @finneganporter @businessinsider…
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech

#thread of hilarity!
See @girlsreallyrule essay for step-by-step review of the 4th on the Mall, complete with chain link fences during thunderstorms.
Let there be no misunderstanding: this was a political rally on public land.
Hatch Act. Again.
#TrumpParade #TrumpSpeech…
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Put ye powder hornes and buckled shoes in ye olde bins. Poultices over 3 ounces must be left with the magistrate and can be retrieved at ye postmaster’s office upon return. Muskets and pipes are stryctly forbidden on board ye airecrafte. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dear Martha,
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.

Adieu. I boarde.
Dear Martha,
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
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