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OK - now in near final pre-trial conference for US v. Barrack and Grimes for UAE spying, Barrack's lawyer says jurors seeing his ankle bracelet would be prejudicial. Judge Cogan: Don't wear shorts. Inner City Press will live tweet, threadette below
Defense says that proposal to modify Grimes' grand jury testimony to switch "Tom Barrack" to "the other guy" is like "something out of my Cousin Vinny."
AUSA: No, it's not from My Cousin Vinny, it's from the Second Circuit Court of Appeals. #Rimshot
Judge Cogan: We'll find a war room for the defense, as close to the courtroom as possible. The prosecution, it's easier for them, they're right across the street. He says, I could tell the jury, you may be here until January. Just tell me long you'd need.
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Signs that the book you're reading was written by a man:
A female character, who has been described as wearing "close-fitting" jeans, is given an envelope with $500 inside. She puts it into her front jeans pocket. Then she sits down comfortably.
The scene ends w/her making an unreciprocated sexual advance to the guy who gave her the money-- because, the author notes, "the money had clearly set her juices flowing."
I'm thinking she just wanted to take off the damn jeans.
#whenmenwritewomen
I literally wear a cargo jacket around my house during the day, even in summer, because pockets.
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