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8 Things That Could Get You Arrested By SARS/Nigerian Police

Are you a young Nigerian between the ages of 18-35 who transits a lot across d country? Count yourself unlucky because you could easily fall prey to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, infamous know as SARS...

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...if you wear the following 8 items below πŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏ

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1. A Laptop πŸ’»

There are 2 types of young laptop users in Nigeria; those who have been arrested and those waiting to be arrested!

Solution: Always have the receipt of the laptop with you or don't carry one when commuting!

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So today, one guy (MisterNigerD) said the only place Dr Funmi is winning is on Twitter. He claimed Dr Funmi has lost his job and license in real life.
Many people don drag the guy for morning πŸ˜‚

Yankee Twitter be doing the most Image
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Not long after, one guy(Heartbeat) said his babe is a bad person for collecting money from his mother after making her hair.

While the guy said she is foolish, the babe told him that it's her hustle, say na so she dey get her own 2k from siteπŸ˜‚ Image
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It didn't even get to 12 noon before one tweep(Akor) called most Nigerian girls "Prostitutes" in a tweet he tweeted....

"According to Oxford dictionary, most Nigerian girls are into prostitution but they call it relationship"

Yunno 9ja babes nau, Dem don drag the guy tireπŸ˜‚ Image
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