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You guys. Wait till I get sober. I have a thread for you about a certain lady that could not stop farting at a night club in Nanyuki. Starting 2018 on a clean air note #SisterMakunyambis
So me and my coffee farming associate sat and discussed vile National Cereals and Produce Board had paid us on time before Xmas. Tukasema with the heaviness of the pocket, hii sikukuu haiwezi kulika Rongai. Tukasema pesa tutaenda kuananga Kenya.
3 bottles of Konyak-ghi later, we found ourselves enroute to the slopes of Mount Kenya. Kadi yangu ya Equity ilikuwa na 30 thousad na kadi ya Gatonye ilikuwa na 26k. We were balling!! Nanyuki was not ready
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