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ELECTION THREAD!
Dearest Earthlings, I am proud to present my full manifesto for the 2021 London Elections. It is a fully-costed suite of policies which marries fiscal responsibility, social awareness, and not being an anti-vaccine nutjob. This is my 21-Point Plan for ‘21...!
✅ London Bridge to be renamed after Phoebe Waller.

#HammersmithBridge to be repaired, and renamed Wayne after the former England international footballer.

✅ Croydon to get a facelift, ironically.

✅ No shop to be allowed to sell a croissant for more than £1.

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✅ Free parking between Vine Street and The Strand (for electric vehicles only)

✅ HS2 protestors to be allowed to build their tunnel at Euston, all the way to Birmingham. To be followed by a second tunnel that links Birmingham to Manchester

✅ Finish Crossrail.

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