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A lil #steddyhands #nsfw
He wakes with the sunrise, stretches, kisses his men on their cheeks.
He makes a tea, one sugar, no cream, like a sensible person.
The wind is blowing and the skies are clear when he goes on the balcony to enjoy it.
A lil #steddyhands #nsfw
He wakes with the sunrise, stretches, kisses his men on their cheeks.
He makes a tea, one sugar, no cream, like a sensible person.
The wind is blowing and the skies are clear when he goes on the balcony to enjoy it.
It'll be a slow day. Izzy loves them best, now. They joke he's a house husband, but he can't help that the thought brings a smile to his face. It's true really, and he loves that he has the freedom to care for them and everything else can fuck right off.
He's proud he keeps them happy. He doesn't dwell on before.
He reads a novel until he hears them wake. It's a romance Fang had recommended about an orc with a coffee shop. It's cute, he likes the characters.
Stede comes out on the balcony, asks him to come back to bed.
He reads a novel until he hears them wake. It's a romance Fang had recommended about an orc with a coffee shop. It's cute, he likes the characters.
Stede comes out on the balcony, asks him to come back to bed.
#steddyhands lazy Sunday morning
Izzy rises first, always. Too many years of late nights and early mornings for it not to stick. A jaunt to the gym for weight lifting and a smoothie that tastes awful, then home to find his partners still cuddlee in bed.
Izzy rises first, always. Too many years of late nights and early mornings for it not to stick. A jaunt to the gym for weight lifting and a smoothie that tastes awful, then home to find his partners still cuddlee in bed.
Pancakes and tea, one to wake Ed and the other for Stede. Sunday music is Simon and Garfunkel, Fleetwood Mac, Grateful Dead, Hall and Oates. The men wake up rumpled and smiling, kisses on the forehead for Izzy, murmered thank yous, darlings, love, gorgeous, starving, genius.
Izzy takes it all, takes everything they give him.
Stede compliments Izzy's cooking as he eats, more ludicrous moans than last night.
"It's just pancakes, twat." Izzy replies smiling. Stede just gives him a syrupy kiss and says "delicious."
Stede compliments Izzy's cooking as he eats, more ludicrous moans than last night.
"It's just pancakes, twat." Izzy replies smiling. Stede just gives him a syrupy kiss and says "delicious."
Ed has become a bath guy. With all the soaps and oils and lotions Stede has been acquiring, everyday he smells a bit different. It's relaxing and decadent and Ed could spend hours just soaking his worn body.
"Stede! Come join me!"
"Stede! Come join me!"
When thr seas are calm and empty, both captains can hide away for a bit, and lately that means a soak. They've tried to get Izzy to join in, but he resists still with honestly solid reasons.
"Awful waste of fresh water"
"What if we're boarded while you're covered in bubbles?"
"Awful waste of fresh water"
"What if we're boarded while you're covered in bubbles?"
If you ever find yourself on the streets of London, you may want to keep a lookout for a beggar. Of course, a city like London is no stranger to unhoused individuals doing their best to survive– but this man you’ll recognize immediately. #izzyhands #OFMDFic #Edizzy 
He’s haggard and old, but in that deceptive kind of way - where you can’t tell if he’s 50 or 70. He has faded, black ink tattoos on his hand and face and neck, graying hair, and seems to always smell faintly of the sea.
He sleeps on the streets - rain, shine, sleet, snow.
He sleeps on the streets - rain, shine, sleet, snow.
Or walking the busy, touristy areas, with his grizzled palm out for any coins tossed his way. The cane he uses to get about might have been a pretty thing once, but now it’s scuffed beyond recognition.
I was holding off on this because it's #SteddyHands and I didn't want to post it during EdIzzy week out of Deep Respect BUT Reincarnation AU where you only remember your past life when you meet the person you shared it with.
So you go your entire life as yourself but with a new name/family/history. Then you meet the person you loved most from your first life and all the memories come flooding back for both of you. They don't overwrite or anything, just co-exist, and you move forward together.
Stede/Ed find each other first. Stede will later lament that he wishes their reunion was something more romantic. Ed thinks locking eyes over a gas station pump and nearly setting the place on fire with how fast he dropped the nozzle and launched himself over is plenty romantic.
pt. 2 of steddyhands angst! if you spot typos no you don’t. sorry it’s so short, but i’m still not sure if i wanna continue it, so i’m waiting to see what you guys think!
#ofmd #SteddyHands
#ofmd #SteddyHands
Izzy limps his way back to his cabin, shoulders slumped and face drawn. On any ordinary day, he would be more careful. Watching his back and showing no weakness. But the day weighs on him like a hundred tonnes, and he can’t be bothered to care if he gets stabbed in the back.
His trek back to his bunk is plagued by melancholy thoughts and regrets. He should have done better. He should have worked harder, stayed quiet, and waited for his captains to deem him worthy of a salary.
this is something i banged out in one sitting, so don’t expect greatness.
izzy angst! eventual steddyhands!
cw: self deprecation, references to animal death, aaaangst, misunderstandings. a lot of them. i will add more with each update i do!
#steddyhands #ofmd
izzy angst! eventual steddyhands!
cw: self deprecation, references to animal death, aaaangst, misunderstandings. a lot of them. i will add more with each update i do!
#steddyhands #ofmd
Izzy was exhausted. Beyond exhausted, truly. His legs threatened to buckle out from under him with every step and his brow was coated in a sheen of sweat from all of his efforts, but to him the pain was well worth the reward.
Stede had been on a generosity kick as of late. That morning he had emerged on deck with a spring in his step and Edward by his side with an announcement for the crew.
#noangstnov day 30: Snow
#steddyhands TW: Character Death
Since it's the last day of the month and the last entry for No angst November, it's a SAD one. Or maybe just bittersweet.
#steddyhands TW: Character Death
Since it's the last day of the month and the last entry for No angst November, it's a SAD one. Or maybe just bittersweet.
1/16 Edward Teach, Born on a Beach, had been granted more lives than a cat. His favorite was the life he lived with Stede and Izzy. It took a while to settle, for apologies to be said and accepted, for anger to fade in the face of love.
2/16 False starts, and steps backward and forward again, over and over until the three of them finally decided that life together was worth the work, worth all the strife they caused for each other.
Smutty story in progress:
Izzy goes to the captains to help settle his mind. They know how to help as long as he asks
#steddyhands #nsfw
Izzy goes to the captains to help settle his mind. They know how to help as long as he asks
#steddyhands #nsfw
1/?
It's the weekend. Another one of Stede's stupid changes. No work on weekends. Izzy isn't allowed to yell at anyone. He isn't allowed to work. He's bored and there's nothing to keep his mind from wandering.
He knows it'll get bad if he doesn't stop it.
It's the weekend. Another one of Stede's stupid changes. No work on weekends. Izzy isn't allowed to yell at anyone. He isn't allowed to work. He's bored and there's nothing to keep his mind from wandering.
He knows it'll get bad if he doesn't stop it.
2/?
There's so much poison in his mind just waiting to drown him.
He knows the solution. He craves it and he hates himself for needing it. He is weak though, he gives in and heads to the Captains' cabin.
He knocks, hoping they ignore him and needing them to answer.
There's so much poison in his mind just waiting to drown him.
He knows the solution. He craves it and he hates himself for needing it. He is weak though, he gives in and heads to the Captains' cabin.
He knocks, hoping they ignore him and needing them to answer.
#noangstnov Day 24: date night
#steddyhands
Izzy's turn to pick a date night activity for the trio and he's feeling unsure what to do
#steddyhands
Izzy's turn to pick a date night activity for the trio and he's feeling unsure what to do
It was Izzy's turn to plan date night, and he was...not feeling great about that. They'd gotten into a groove with them. Stede usually picked something cultural like a play or museum. Ed something fun and make-out friendly like the drive-in.
And Izzy usually opted for a night in and a homemade dinner.
Izzy worried it (and he) was too boring for his partners.
He isn't flashy and fancy like Stede. He isn't fun and flirty like Ed. Izzy is just...Izzy.
Izzy worried it (and he) was too boring for his partners.
He isn't flashy and fancy like Stede. He isn't fun and flirty like Ed. Izzy is just...Izzy.
#noangstnov
#steddyhands
Day 20: Forest
The trip is a disaster from the start. Stede packs two suitcases for the weekend "just in case" and Ed's in a sour mood because "nature is gross."
#steddyhands
Day 20: Forest
The trip is a disaster from the start. Stede packs two suitcases for the weekend "just in case" and Ed's in a sour mood because "nature is gross."
Izzy had been planning a solo trip, but Stede had asked to go and he'd been too weak to argue. He knew Stede would hate camping the way Izzy liked. And where Stede went, Ed followed these days, and Ed would absolutely hate it.
The plan had been to leave Friday morning by 9, but Ed had slept in and then Stede insisted they needed to eat a full breakfast before hitting the road. So they didn't get in the car until noon.
NSFW #stizzy #steddyhands #daddykink
"Israel, darling, what are you doing?"
Izzy rolled his eyes, but didn't respond.
Stede slapped his cheek.
"I asked you a question."
Izzy started to mumble a response, but Stede slapped him again.
"Don't talk with your mouth full."
"Israel, darling, what are you doing?"
Izzy rolled his eyes, but didn't respond.
Stede slapped his cheek.
"I asked you a question."
Izzy started to mumble a response, but Stede slapped him again.
"Don't talk with your mouth full."
Izzy released Stede's cock with an obscene slurp.
"What the fuck does it look like?"
He leaned in to suck Stede's prick back in his mouth, but Stede stopped him.
"I know what it looks like, Darling. You look fantastic on your knees like this. Doesn't he, Sweetness?"
"What the fuck does it look like?"
He leaned in to suck Stede's prick back in his mouth, but Stede stopped him.
"I know what it looks like, Darling. You look fantastic on your knees like this. Doesn't he, Sweetness?"
Ed nodded from the chair across from them, eyes wide.
"You two look so hot like that. Could watch you all day."
"Thank you, Dear," Stede responded with a saccharine look to Ed. He looked back down to Izzy with his slack jaw, and flushed cheeks. His expression was utterly fond.
"You two look so hot like that. Could watch you all day."
"Thank you, Dear," Stede responded with a saccharine look to Ed. He looked back down to Izzy with his slack jaw, and flushed cheeks. His expression was utterly fond.
#noangstnov
#steddyhands
Day 12: painting
"I'm nearly done, stop grousing at me."
"Stupid fuckin Bonnet. Stupid fuckin Ed. I can't believe I agreed to this," Izzy muttered as he tried to keep the pose Lucius had carefully put him in hours ago.
#steddyhands
Day 12: painting
"I'm nearly done, stop grousing at me."
"Stupid fuckin Bonnet. Stupid fuckin Ed. I can't believe I agreed to this," Izzy muttered as he tried to keep the pose Lucius had carefully put him in hours ago.
He was laying on the chaise, a blanket draped just so across his chest and covering his manhood.
'A cheeky hint at what's below' Lucius had said as he laid it over him.
He was cold and his ass hurt and he wanted this experience over.
'A cheeky hint at what's below' Lucius had said as he laid it over him.
He was cold and his ass hurt and he wanted this experience over.
At least Spriggs hadn't been talking his ear off. Too busy staring at Izzy's form and trying to capture 'the essence of Izzy' at Stede's request.
Fuckin ridiculous.
He'd only agreed because Spriggs had painted Stede and Ed first and they'd been lovely, though he couldn't say so.
Fuckin ridiculous.
He'd only agreed because Spriggs had painted Stede and Ed first and they'd been lovely, though he couldn't say so.
#noangstnov
Day 9: movies
#SteddyHands Movie Night
"Edward. If you make me watch You've Got Mail one more time, I won't be responsible for my actions."
"C'mon, Stede! It's mine and Iz's favorite!"
Stede pouted while Ed tried to gather him in for a hug.
Day 9: movies
#SteddyHands Movie Night
"Edward. If you make me watch You've Got Mail one more time, I won't be responsible for my actions."
"C'mon, Stede! It's mine and Iz's favorite!"
Stede pouted while Ed tried to gather him in for a hug.
"...plus I already told him we were watching it, so he'll be disappointed if we don't," Ed added all in one quick breath.
Stede frowned, but knew it was no use. The last thing he needed was Izzy annoyed at him for "ruining another date night."
Stede frowned, but knew it was no use. The last thing he needed was Izzy annoyed at him for "ruining another date night."
He hadn't known about the dog in Moonrise Kingdom!
"Fine. Next time we're watching Pride and Prejudice, then. If we're just going to keep rewatching the same movies over and over, I get to watch my favorite, too."
Ed grinned, "Deal! He loves that one, too. Plus Macfadyen is hot."
"Fine. Next time we're watching Pride and Prejudice, then. If we're just going to keep rewatching the same movies over and over, I get to watch my favorite, too."
Ed grinned, "Deal! He loves that one, too. Plus Macfadyen is hot."
Not everyone has wings. Those that do on land are heads of household, with marriages arranged to encourage strong bloodlines and a higher chance of winged children.
At sea, they’re feared and admired in the same breath. Deadly in ways non-winged pirates aren’t.
(#SteddyHands)
At sea, they’re feared and admired in the same breath. Deadly in ways non-winged pirates aren’t.
(#SteddyHands)
Ed’s got wings big enough to be seen from a distance if he stretches them out, and the silhouette of his wingspan alone can terrify ships into surrender. They know who that black shape is, and no one wants to see what happens if he decides to fly over.
Stede’s got wings white and beautiful, almost as big as Ed’s but much less intimidating. He’s expressive with them in ways most pirates aren’t, all his clothing tailored perfectly to show them off. Long and fluffy, he’ll often use them for shade, for himself or others.
Okay okay okay so I've been thinking about this premise and a conversation Stede would have with Izzy but some alterations: Izzy is 55 and goes back 30 years, so he's 25 here. The week passes without Izzy turning back and they actually do all leave the island. (#steddyhands)
And I'm thinking it's two weeks later and Izzy has stuck around because where the fuck else is he going to go, but also because Stede is DETERMINED to get Izzy to like him. Like, it's bordering on obsession. Ed teases him that he's just taken by how pretty Izzy used to be.
Stede finds himself grumbling something about Izzy having been pretty before he got thrown forward in time, but he quickly stops that train of thought and goes back to planning the little ways he can weasel into Izzy's day.
Izzy, for his part, is completely bewildered.
Izzy, for his part, is completely bewildered.
