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Probably. They're so bad at it it's hard to tell though tbh

It's weird, because @ljmontello's affidavit mentions the 2004 (Paragraph 6), 2007 (Paragraphs 7-8), and 2009 (Paragraph 9) conventions

She never claimed to be at Tekko 2010. Why are you lying?

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Fisher-Price recalled 100% of a certain toy, after 30 kids died over 10 years

Y'all know how many kids police have summarily executed in that same time span? And we haven't recalled any of them? 🤔
When Fisher-Price kills someone, they get sued and have to pay a lot of money

When police kill someone, they get taxpayer-funded paid vacation and qualified immunity protecting them from lawsuits
I wasn't aware there was an argument

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Their "what's left" would cover my bills for 3 whole months. Foh.
You live in a nice house, fully pad your retirement account, pay someone else to take care of your kids, and take *3* whole ass vacations a year?

You're waaaayyy above average
And that's before we even get into the $18,000.00 to charity and $10,000.00 "miscellaneous" (which is why savings accounts exist, for the "things that come up")

$28K/yr is a whole ass salary for "average" Americans
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Late-night thread because I have some obsessive tendencies and I started this project hours ago but was determined to continue until I was done 😂

A listing of Law People to follow on here 😱👨🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️
For some background, I was asked by @misterfine a couple weeks ago for recommendations re Defense Bar Twitter

That request had a few problems – particularly that I'd never actually thought to compile a list of them, and hence any suggestions would miss many / most of the defense bar as well as other non-defense attorneys worth following
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