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I wake up to the distant soothing sounds of the M1, thumping my alarm clock to release the sleep midichlorians.

Breakfast is some water, maybe with ribena if I’m having a “cheat day”.
Then I put on my rose-tinted spectacles to block out negative light.

#blessed #timeswellness
2) On my way to work, I close my eyes for five minutes and recite soothing mantras to myself.
I have a feeling other drivers don’t really appreciate me doing this, but little do they know I’m helping them to appreciate life THAT much more

#blessed #TimesWellness
If anyone wants to commission me to write about my daily #wellness regimen, I’d be very happy to s̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ write you an article about it.
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