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Scene One:

2001.
Close to 7:00 PM.

A lift hurtles up to the 19th floor of Lonrho house, Standard Street, Nairobi.

Inside the confined space are three dudes.

One is tall, like, really tall, and skinny.
Lanky is the word.

The one beside him is short and visibly shy.
Early signs show that he would be plump later in life. He is not thaaaat short, but standing next to Tall Dude, he looks just about Mwala’s height. Tall Dude and Shy Dude look as hood as hood gets. Effortlessly.

Dude 3 is not hood at all.

Or, at least, does not look it.
He has that easy, cool confidence of someone who would know the response to “otherwise?”

It is Tall Dude who starts talking. He is the social one. He says hello to Cool Dude, introduces himself, then introduces his friend, Shy Dude.

Finally, he hands over a CD.
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On an unidentified day, a week no one seems to place, a month that has disappeared into the woodwork of history, roughly 2000 years ago, a man went down a road towards a city.

Around him were loud crowds, livestock, and men with weapons. He was riding on a mule.
Roughly one thousand nine hundred years later. On 12th January 1908, another man was riding toward what would become a major town. He was surrounded by men with weapons and thousands upon thousands of cattle.

He, too, was riding on a mule.
Riding into that city was catastrophic for the first man.

In a few days, he would be speared and tossed him into a staring contest with death.

The second man didn't know it yet, but centuries later he too would be speared sent to face the grim reaper.
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