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I received the below message from a friend.

Reading it made me feel like sharing it so that nobody becomes a victim of an incident like the one below

It’s #TooGoodNotToShare ..

A lady's handbag which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse etc was stolen.
Thirty minutes later she managed to call her husband from her friend's telephone, telling him what happened.

Her husband said, "I just received your text message asking me to remind u of your ATM pin and I have replied a little while ago”
When they rushed to the bank, the staff told them money had already been withdrawn.

The thief had used the stolen cell phone to text her husband and get hold of her PIN.

Within twenty minutes he (thief) had withdrawn her money from the bank account.
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Received some interesting #OneLineHumors and found them
#TooGoodNotToShare
#SundayLaughs
#LaughABit
#PunIntended

😃Regular naps prevent old age,
especially if you take them while driving.

😃Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

😃😃Read On...
😀😀Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right &
the other is the husband!

😀I was taught that we should pay our tax with a smile.I tried - but they
wanted cash.

😀A child's greatest period of growth
is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms
😀Don't feel bad. A lot of people
have no talent.

😀Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you cannot live without,BUT whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.

😀You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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I received a beautiful speech, from a Friend, given by Pope Francis recently ..
I Thought It was #TooGoodNotTOShare

You can have flaws, be anxious, and even be angry, but do not forget that your life is the greatest enterprise in the world. Only you can stop it from going bust.
Many appreciate you, admire you and love you.

Remember that to be happy is not to have a sky without a storm, a road without accidents, work without fatigue, relationships without disappointments.
To be happy is to find strength in forgiveness, hope in battles, security in the stage of fear, love in discord.

It is not only to enjoy the smile, but also to reflect on the sadness.

It is not only to celebrate the successes, but to learn lessons from the failures.
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Just received this beautiful write up in another group. I was touched reading it and Felt it was #TooGoodNotToShare

Dr Laha -
#TheContactAndTheConnection

Year 1990. I was returning from Delhi by flight with a monk of Ram Krishna Mission.
One journalist from Chile was there with us . He was to take an interview of the monk.

Journalist - dear Sir , in your last lecture u told us about Jogajog ( contact ) & Sanjog (connection ). It's really confusing. Can u please explain the difference to me ?
Monk smiled a little, but deviating from question, he asked - are u from Chile ?
Journalist(J) - Yes
Monk (M) - who are there at home ?

Journalist thought Monk is trying to avoid his question... this is a very personal and unwarranted question.
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#SaturdayThoughts
#BeingRichIsNotAboutOwningThings #TooGoodNotToShare

A page From diary of Mr.Gupta...
In Oct 2016, I boarded a flight from Bangalore to Mumbai, economy class. I put my hand bag in overhead bin and took my aisle seat. There was an old person sitting next to me.
I had a presentation in Mumbai, so took my documents and started going through them for the final time before the presentation. After 15–20 minutes I was done with my documents & put them away. I looked at he person sitting beside me only to realize that I have seen somewhere.
He was old, his face, the suit was not very expensive, and he was replying to some mails or going through some documents. I exactly don’t know. I noticed his shoes, they were average quality.
Something stuck me and I asked him:
“Are you Mr. Narayana Murthy?”
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#SaturdayThoughts
#TooGoodNotToShare

Hardly the day starts and before one realizes it’s 6 in the Evening.
Monday arrives and before I know it’s already Saturday.
Yet #AnotherWeek has passed.
The #Month is almost over.
The #Year2019 will also pass.
Thinking aloud..
Already 40, 50 or 60 years of our lives have passed & we realize that we have lost our parents, friends.
We realize that it is too late to go back in time and enjoy
So; Let's try, however, to take full advantage of the time we are left with.
Let's not stop looking for activities we like!!
Let’s put color in our greyness ...
Let's smile at the little things in life that put balm on our pains..
And yet, we must continue to enjoy serenely the time that remains.
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#SaturdayThoughts
I read a beautiful anonymous poem and it was soo touching.

It made made me cry

Found it #TooGoodNotToShare👇
#DontDrinkAndDrive
#SaveALife

I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink Mom,

So I drank soda🍸Mom
I really felt proud inside Mom,

The way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive Mom,

Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing Mom,

I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending Mom,

As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,

I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me,

So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away Mom,

But as I pulled out into the road,

The other car 🚙didn't see me Mom,

And hit me like a load.
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#SundaySpecial
#TooGoodNotToShare

Today on the #FirstSundayOfTheYear At about 4 am(I would Say Pre-Dawn) I heard someone speaking to me “Wake up,You cannot be Sleeping & Making This Wonderful Day Short" by Sleeping till late
I Woke up immediately looking for Where the Voice came from? I found that This Voice was from Within me. By now my Slumber had Vanished and I was fully awake . I left the bed, made a cup of tea and sat out in the balcony, enjoying the cool breeze and sipping my morning Tea
Various Thoughts started to Swim within me and then the below happened.

My Heart asked me a question. "Where is Success."

My Mind immediately Replied to My Heart, you, My Friend always Run to the World of Fantasy.
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#SaturdayFactcheck
#UsefulInformation
#ImportantToKnow
#TooGoodNotToShare

I called my driver this morning & asked, "how many years does a tyre stay before it expires"?

He looked at me like an alien from Mars, an expression that seemed to ask in awe, "does a tyre ever expire"?
Every tyre has an expiry date after which it is supposed to be replaced , lest it risks a blow-out!

The life span of a tyre from the date of manufacture is four years.

Now, how do you know the date a tyre was manufactured?

It is written on the tyre as four digits!
The first two digits represent the week, while the last two is the year of manufacture.

Please note that the four digits stand alone, not added to any alphabet. Some manufacturers place the asterics sign (*) before and after the four digits , while others simply encycle it.
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I read a beautiful #ShortStory and found it #TooGoodNotToShare

#WhoPackedYourParachute

Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely.
He won acclaims and appreciations from many.

After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him & said "You're Captain Vishal! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!"

“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal
“I packed your parachute," the man smiled and replied.

Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn't worked, I wouldn’t be here today. Vishal couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man.
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#TooGoodNotToShare
#EducationIsImportant #NationBuilding
#Education
A University professor once wrote an expressive and Avery apt message to his students at the doctorate, masters and bachelors levels and placed it at the entrance in the university he taught in..
The #Message reads as below..

“Collapsing any nation does not require use of atomic bombs or the use of long range missiles. It only requires lowering the quality of education and allowing cheating in the examinations by the students".
The #patient dies in the hands of such #doctors

And the buildings #collapse in the hands of such #engineers

And the money is #lost in the hands of such #accountants

And #humanity dies in the hands of such religious #productivity scholars ...
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#TooGoodNotToShare
#Hilarious

#Hilarious take on how #BudgetAirlines charge and what happens when it is given back to them !

Spare a thought for a poor Chief Executive of A budget airline.
After arriving in a five star hotel,he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness
The barman nodded and said, "That will be 1 dollar please."

Somewhat taken aback, the CEO replied “That's very cheap” & handed over the money

"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6pm until 8pm
We have the cheapest beer in town says the barman proudly

"That is remarkable value" the CEO comments

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be USD 3 please."

The CEO scowled, but paid up.
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#SharingIsCaring
#TooGoodNotToShare..
#SaturdayThoughts

A man married a beautiful girl.

He loved her very much.

One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her #beauty.
It so happened that one day her #husband left for a tour. While returning he met with an accident and lost his eyesight.

However their married life continued as usual. But as days passed she lost her beauty gradually.
#Blind #husband did not know this and there was not any difference in their #MarriedLife.

He continued to love her and she also loved him very much.

One day she died.
Her death brought him great sorrow.
He finished all her last rites and wanted to leave that town
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Received a fantastic message from my brother @soodparivar captioned The Empty Boat and found the #PearlsOfWisdom #TooGoodNotToShare

#TheEmptyBoat
#Anger
#SelfCareSunday
A #monk decides to #meditate alone, away from his #monastery.

He takes his boat out to the middle of the lake, moors it there, closes his eyes and begins his meditation.

After a few hours of undisturbed silence, he suddenly feels the bump of another boat colliding with his own
With his eyes still closed, he senses his anger rising & by the time he opens his eyes, he is ready to scream at the boatman who dared disturb his meditation.But when he opens his eyes,he sees it’s an empty boat that had probably got untethered & floated to the middle of the lake
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#SundayMorningReading
#TooGoodNotToShare

I attended a #Party, recently, with a gathering of about 300 people and sat in the front row.

A Lady started distributing #snacks from the back row and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting in the front row.
Another Lady started handing out #Drinks, from the front row. But, by then, I had already moved to the Back row and, so, the drink didn't get to me.

I was irritated and stood up to leave.
But, then, I saw three ladies each with A Big Bowl of vegetable Manchurian dry. This time, I tried to be Wise by sitting in the Middle row. One of the Ladies started the sharing from the Front, and the second Lady started distributing from the back.
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I received a beautiful message from my brother and friend @soodparivar regarding #InvisibleLabels!

A car ahead was moving like a turtle & not giving me way inspite of my continuous honking!I was on brink of losing my cool when I noticed the small sticker on the car’s rear!
“Physically challenged; Please be patient.”

And that changed everything!!

I immediately went calm & slowed down!!

In fact, I got a little protective of the car & the driver!!!

I reached home a few minutes late, but it was ok!

And then it struck me....
Would I have been #patient if there was no #sticker?

Why do we need stickers to be patient with #people?

Will we be more patient & kind with others if people had #labels pasted on their foreheads?
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I Received the below message from a #Friend and found it #TooGoodNotToShare ..

What is A.A.A.D.D.?

It is Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

#ThankGod they now have a name for it ..

Read on more to learn about #AgeActivatedAttentionDeficitDisorder ..
This is how it manifests:

I decide to #water my #garden
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my #car and decide it needs washing

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car

I lay my car keys on the #table, put the junk mail in the #garbage can under the table and notice that the can is full

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first
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It’s nice to be courteous and the best thing it doesn’t cost...
I list below Some #TooGoodNotToShare and #SimpleWaysToShowCourtesy AND DIGNITY..

1 In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call back
2 Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Do not opt to clear your personal needs first at the cost of your lender's personal needs. IT'S BAD MANNERS!
Don't assume that they don't need it, and never make them ask you for it
3 Do not ask for a lift & make the person wait for you.Instead,position yourself at a convenient place so that they do not have to divert from their route
4 Turn volume down if watching video,playing music or playing game on your phone in a public place or better, use headphones
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I Have been thinking as to #WhatIsMaturity ...
I used to think that maturity was about age & physical development. I was so wrong & have since found out that age is only but a number.
Below are 20 definitions of #Maturity I read recently ..
#Maturity is when:
1 We accept other people the way they are and their level of maturity
2 We understand that our ideas are not always the best
3 We learn to let go even if it pains.
4 We are able to drop expectations from a relationship and give for the sake of giving
5 We understand that whatever positive things we do, we do for our own peace
6 We stop proving to the world how RIGHT OR SUPERIOR we are.
7 We stop comparing ourself with others because life is not a competition
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#TooGoodNotToShare..
I recently attended this Session by DR Nitin Saraswat, an Indian Psycho Therapist

Key Takeaways

1 Dropping Ego is 1st for understanding human psychology. A mother is world's best psychologist because she is selfless with her kids. There's no Ego involved
2 To be #happy Begin your day with the following statement

I DONT NEED A REASON TO BE HAPPY TODAY

3 We should stop fragmentation in our mind. This means we should see any person as a whole rather than as Good or Bad and Black or White. Learn to see the Gray
4 First thought which comes to our mind when we listen to someone is our own Personality. Hence don't judge others based on that

5 Apply Black Hat Thinking. Find out Emotional Loopholes by asking your friends family and colleagues to criticise you to improve
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Now this is #TooGoodNotTOShare
#Paraprosdokians

I am sure most know of it but few use it👌

#Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected & is frequently humorous..
I liked paraprosdokians the very first time I heard of them.

#NiceWeekendReading ..

#Enjoy ..

1 Where there's a will, I want to be in it

2 The last thing I want to do is hurt you, BUT it's still on my list
3 Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

4 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

5 We never really grow up.
WE only learn how to act in public.

6 War does not determine who is right ... only who is left
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I received a very beautiful message this #Diwali and found it #TooGoodNotToShare ..
Most know that Diwali is a #FestivalofLights

#TheFiveLamps ..

While we all light our houses, do spend some time today to light a few lamps inside you and sit in silence with your eyes closed.
#Light the first lamp inside u and let it burn your #anger and or #jealousy that u may have for any one till date; see it melt away...

Light the second lamp and let it burn away unwanted #greed and desires... feel #happy and contented with what you have been blessed with.
#Light the third lamp and let it fade away all #insecurities that you may have in your mind related to anything or financials; just believe that #God has given u life and he will surely give you enough to survive.#
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#SundayThoughts
#ThereIsAlwaysASolution
#ThinkingOutsideTheBox
#ImportantManagementLesson
#TooGoodNotToShare ..

A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three Sons

When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will
The #Will of the #Father stated that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17 Camels & the Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the 17 Camels.
As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.

Finally they decided to go to a wise man and the village elder.
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#WeekendHumor
#SarcasticFacts ..
#TooGoodNotToShare message received from a friend ..
#HappyWeekend

✅The past tense of fit is fat

✅An infinite number of $1 bills and $20 bills are worth the same

✅If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of the life to fix it
✅Average human lifespan is 70 years equating to 2.2 billion seconds. There are 7.5 billion people on Earth. So technically every person is not even worth a second of your time. Some calculations👆

✅The sentence “Don’t objectify women” has women as the object of the sentence
✅ You cannot make History if you use Incognito Mode

✅We pay taxes on money we earn to pay taxes on money we spend

✅No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.

✅Pizza is the real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
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