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Cindy The Soul Snatcher
aka Cindy The Savage
aka But Ya Man Right There Tho!
aka When Cougars Attack
Cindy The Soul Snatcher
aka Cindy The Savage
aka But Ya Man Right There Tho!
aka When Cougars Attack
So back in undergrad there was this jawn named Cindy (not her name). We used to flirt like crazy, but never did anything. She’d get wasted af at parties and say the nastiest shit to me. But…
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde13
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde13
1. Consent Culture… Perritti taught us this early. She used to be higher than Giraffe pxssy on ecstasy and that’s not consent or cute.
2. She was cool with my on again, off again gf which was foul
2. She was cool with my on again, off again gf which was foul
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#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde12
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde12
So before I realized I wanted to write, teach and perform poetry, I wanted to be a DJ. Perritty bough me a bunch of DJ equipment in HS and I began to spend every nickel I had on records.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde12
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisde12
Bruce is easily one of the funniest people I know. He’s goals in a lot of ways because he’s so laid back. We all joke that’s he’s been 60 years old since he’s been 16, and it’s true.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode11
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode11
While the rest of us would want to be at whatever club Power99 was promoting (bc that’s where the basic jawns were), Bruce wanted nothing to do with that life. He always found himself at a bar old people frequented (they had the good drinks)
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode11
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode11
It’s crazy how some can have it all, more than they’ve asked for… more than they’ve ever desired… yet still want more. The wild fxckboy speaks this language fluently
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode10
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode10
The year was Rocawear track jackets and Girbaud jeans (they were mad comfortable). The wild fxckboy ranged freely and unchecked on those North Philly plains. I was a proud member of the Youcantellmeshit Tribe located on 22nd & Lippincott
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode10
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode10
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode9
THE BITTER BABY DAD
aka Stop Calling My Phone Dude
aka I Don't Want Your Girl
aka York?
THE BITTER BABY DAD
aka Stop Calling My Phone Dude
aka I Don't Want Your Girl
aka York?
Two episodes ago (#TPTEpisode7), I told you I had another story about Alisha. I also mentioned that homie crying in the last episode (#TPTEpisode8) wasn’t the only one who cried after threatening me. This is where those two back stories meet.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode9
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode9
After Alisha and I broke up, for good, I was devastated. Took me hella time to recover. But I healed and amazing things started happening for me.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode9
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode9
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode8
The Big Butt and a Smile
aka DatAssTho
aka The Crying Bul
aka But Really, Dat Ass Tho
The Big Butt and a Smile
aka DatAssTho
aka The Crying Bul
aka But Really, Dat Ass Tho
The year was Later Registration when I started getting paid to do poetry features. Trying to be business minded, I came up with a rule: Don’t date women you meet at your shows! I gets messy.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode8
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode8
#TrashterpieceTheater - Episode7
Alisha: The Most Savage of Them All
aka The Savage Sitter
aka The Legend of Alisha
aka The Cersei of My Past
Alisha: The Most Savage of Them All
aka The Savage Sitter
aka The Legend of Alisha
aka The Cersei of My Past
So I recognize my trashy former ways, and repent for my fxcknigga sins. But there’s always a bigger trash ass person out there. Enter Alisha!
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode7
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode7
If you’re not new to TPT, you already know some of the trash things I’ve done prior to becoming a reformed, refined and retired fxckboy. But when I’ve been in relationships, I’ve always been with that one woman and only her.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode7
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode7
So my senior year in HS, I met this girl on a college tour for Philly are teens. She was sitting on the bus with my fxckboy ass got on. She was cute, but I was tall and conceited. I sat down next to her.
#TrashterpieceTheater TPTEpisode6
#TrashterpieceTheater TPTEpisode6
I had on the vintage Philly fxckboy uniform, Polo shirt, Guess Jeans, some fresh timbs and smelled of Nautica cologne. I was feeling myself. I ignored cutie for the first 45 minutes.
#TrashterpieceTheater TPTEpisode6
#TrashterpieceTheater TPTEpisode6
Trashterpiece Theater Presents:
The Seven Drinks Jawn.
Aka Finessa Del Rio.
Aka She Really Tried It.
Aka Broke Fxckboys Are Crafty
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
The Seven Drinks Jawn.
Aka Finessa Del Rio.
Aka She Really Tried It.
Aka Broke Fxckboys Are Crafty
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
So back in the 90s to the mid 200s, I was a corner boy. I wasn’t a thug, or drug dealer, but I was thug and drug dealer adjacent.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
2pm or 2am, you could find me on the corner of 22nd and Lippincott in North Philly with an assortment of guys. Students, hustlers, shooters, players, gamblers.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode5
1/ So I have a friend named Bruce. My father also has a friend named Bruce. His Bruce runs the sound for major events in Philly. When I was younger he used to pay me to work the events. I got to go to all the dope concerts and events for free.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode4
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode4
2/ This one time he was doing a party at the Abington YMCA (Philly suburbs). All I ever had to do was help set up, then check on the speakers etc. And of course run errands when he hit me on the walkie talkie.
Last episode I told a story about how this woman got my number by overhearing me giving it to someone else. As a result, she started stalking me (check #TPTEpisode1 if you missed it)
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode2
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode2
I also mentioned that it wasn’t the only time that happened. It was actually the 2nd time that went down. You’d think I would’ve learned my lesson, but peak fxckboys rarely do.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode2
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode2
So I have a stalker that dates back 10+ years. Back to an era when jawns roamed free on the open internet prairies. I’m talking about the MySpace days.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode1
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode1
I had a gig in South Jersey and as I was leaving out I stopped and verbally gave my number to this woman who shot her shot.
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode1
#TrashterpieceTheater #TPTEpisode1
