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So beings the live review of #Twilight #Eclipse from the #TwilightSaga on #TwilightOnNetflix.
I have no idea what this is about or why I subject myself to this, but I do have to talk about something important.
Qui huc intrasti omissa spe
I have no idea what this is about or why I subject myself to this, but I do have to talk about something important.
Qui huc intrasti omissa spe
Okay. Before we begin, I need to apologize to Kirsten Stewart. And this isn’t because I was threatened by a grove of sequoias who asked me if I wanted to know what a tree branch tasted going up the ole poop chute.
No, see. I was inform by an organization called People Against Wood Acting Insults. They told me that plank is considered one of the greatest actors to ever come out of the forest. Dare they say one of the best to ever perform in a Birchway Play.
What time is it? It's time to review #Twilight #NewMoon on #Netflix. #TwilightSaga #TwilightOnNetflix
*long sigh*
Yep. Let me just...
*shudders*
Let me just go get ready. I'm doing this sober again.
*puts balled hand to mouth trying to hold back tears*
Let's do this.
*long sigh*
Yep. Let me just...
*shudders*
Let me just go get ready. I'm doing this sober again.
*puts balled hand to mouth trying to hold back tears*
Let's do this.
Before I start I just have to say this.
*longer sigh*
I make bad life choices and that’s what you’re here for.
*longer sigh*
I make bad life choices and that’s what you’re here for.
So tell your friends because I’m doing this for an audience of like 4 fans and this guy who keeps sending me DMs saying “New Moon Can’t Melt Steel Beams.” I don’t know what that means, but…just.
*sobs*
Why would I do this yet again? WHY? WHY????? WHY?????????????????????????
*sobs*
Why would I do this yet again? WHY? WHY????? WHY?????????????????????????
The live review of #Twlight begins right now, but I uploaded a little interview with the vampire I did to get you started as I go get booze.
If this does well, I'll do the series.
If not? I'll find some other way to disappoint.
"I have no mouth and I must scream"
If this does well, I'll do the series.
If not? I'll find some other way to disappoint.
"I have no mouth and I must scream"
#Twilight from the #TwilightSaga stars Robert Pattingson and a stiff board called Kirsten Hungryman Tv Dinner.
It also stars my liver weeping in a corner.
It also stars my liver weeping in a corner.
We start with a voiceover by Bella that says “I never given much thought to dying.”
You never dealt with quarantine or an actual thought.
You never dealt with quarantine or an actual thought.
