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Some 23 years ago I went to my Father's office to collect monies for some school supplies including books. His Orderly asked that I wait that my Dad was in a certain rush but I had to go back to Ekpoma from Benin the same day so I walked into the office.
I saw the rush as he was standing to leave, but seeing me he had to attend to my needs. My father is or was not one who would give you money without justification, so he scrutinised my list and I defended every kobo. Suddenly his doors was pushed open and I heard his loud voice..
Morning Sir, it was his Boss, the Commissioner of Police Edo state.
CP: Mr. Eboigbe you must be an idiot
Dad: Yes Sir
CP: How dare you keep me waiting, are you normal?
Dad: I am very sorry Sir.
CP: Mr. Eboigbe you must be an idiot
Dad: Yes Sir
CP: How dare you keep me waiting, are you normal?
Dad: I am very sorry Sir.
You are holding a cup of coffee when someone comes along and bumps into you or shakes your arm, making you spill your coffee everywhere.
Why did you spill the coffee?
"Because someone bumped into me!!!"
Why did you spill the coffee?
"Because someone bumped into me!!!"
Wrong answer.
You spilled the coffee because there was coffee in your cup.
Had there been tea in the cup, you would have spilled tea.
*Whatever is inside the cup is what will spill out.*
You spilled the coffee because there was coffee in your cup.
Had there been tea in the cup, you would have spilled tea.
*Whatever is inside the cup is what will spill out.*
Therefore, when life comes along and shakes you (which WILL happen), whatever is inside you will come out. It's easy to fake it, until you get rattled.
*So we have to ask ourselves... “what's in my cup?"*
When life gets tough, what spills over?
*So we have to ask ourselves... “what's in my cup?"*
When life gets tough, what spills over?
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at a large company.
The employer said. ”Give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill in.”
The man replied, “I don’t have a computer, or an email.”
The employer said. ”Give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill in.”
The man replied, “I don’t have a computer, or an email.”
“I’m sorry,” said the employer, “if you don’t have an email , you can't have the job.”
The man left with no hope.
With only £10 in his pocket, he went to a supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold them door to door.
The man left with no hope.
With only £10 in his pocket, he went to a supermarket, bought a 10 kg tomato crate, then sold them door to door.
In two hours, he doubled his capital. He repeated this 3 times and returned home with £60. The man realized that he could survive this way. He started to go everyday earlier and returned late.
