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Screw it, let’s start passing laws making membership in the Republican Party a felony.
I mean if we’re playing the mean-spirited destructively hostile unconstitutional laws game, then let’s play.

Voters who belong to country clubs and homeowners associations are purged. They can re-register on Labor Day in a Planned Parenthood. From 5:00am to 5:45am.
If you want to itemize on an income of over $500k, you have to pass a drug screen. Every month. Fine of 75% of previous year’s annual income if you fail one.
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