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Ahhh, the "Proud Boy."

The self described "alpha males" of society.

To become a "Proud Boy" requires cereal, tickle fights, loyalty, and the ability to strictly adhere to the group's Constitution and Bylaws.

However, as happens in all facets of nature...
occasionally the alpha-ist of alphas must take disciplinary action against a "brother" in order to have an example to present to the rest of the group, the consequences for failing to act like a sheep and fit in.

Study this species of Sacramento Proud Boy, found in the...
beautiful land of California.

Note the cast on each hand.

This species is often referred to as #WankerPB. Their hands are often found in the vicinity of their genitalia.

Punishment for the inability to adhere to Article VI, Section 3, Subsection (g) *aka* "No Wanks" is...
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