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Intel had led us to a small outpost, 70 clicks from the North Pole. We weren't told the origin of access codes, but you don't get that kind of secret from a willing elf, even a turned one.

The outpost was almost invisible in the snow, but in radio it glowed.

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The access codes got us onto the elf rad network, but we needed to override the proxim sensors.

Thankfully the elves hubris betrayed them, out here in this white wasteland they had neglected to segment the core from the proxim. A sweep scan found an open elfcam.

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You see the elfcams are older than the rest of the proxim sensors. While most proxims can distinguish elves from humans, the elfcams were designed to monitor humans and so they don't alarm, only provide a live feed.

They also have a vulnerable rad interface.

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