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Tonight, I'm going to do something different. I'm going to tell you about something I've been digging into.
That's right. It's about Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory.
I have to say up front that I have met the villainous Wonka. Here's a photo from my journey into Hell.
That's right. It's about Willy Wonka and his Chocolate Factory.
I have to say up front that I have met the villainous Wonka. Here's a photo from my journey into Hell.
You see I dabble with being an investigative journalist. One day I was in Somewhereville when I saw a drunken oompa loompa in an alley.
I sobered him up with coffee and a hearty slap to his face.
I sobered him up with coffee and a hearty slap to his face.
As the oompa loompa ate the food I bought for him, he told me a tale of a monster who was exploiting him and his fellow oompa loompas.
You see it seems that Wonka came to their land to "save" them from hornswogglers, snozzwangers and whangdoodles.
You see it seems that Wonka came to their land to "save" them from hornswogglers, snozzwangers and whangdoodles.
